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 +7Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: Glee S02E15: Sexual Inter-Force & Kids Wanna Fuck! (29 comments)

i am not saying that the brittany-santana subplot made me cry.

…but it did.

“Are those guys down there supposed to be fist pumping?” -Snooki

 +6Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: Glee S01E22: Crying Doesn’t Burn Calories Like Laughing Does, Fattiez (68 comments)

YOU were that person at the bar? i was wondering what was going on with you. my sister said dissociative identity disorder, and i told her to shut hell the up and stop watching the united states of tara.

 +4Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: Glee S01E22: Crying Doesn’t Burn Calories Like Laughing Does, Fattiez (68 comments)

no it doesnt. that’s teamocil…. also you left out ‘numbness of the extremities’ and ‘complete pituitary shut down.’

 +6Posted on May 5th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (52 comments)

are you sure that’s topher grace? because from this angle it looks like conor oberst. and when i say “from this angle” i mean “from the visual perception of someone that’s 5 beers deep”

 +3Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: Patton Oswalt Responds To America's Favorite Joke Thief, Nick Madson (32 comments)

“These Famous Bowls are making me thirsty.”

 +9Posted on Mar 3rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E06: The Bad Sayid (Get It? You Get It!) (109 comments)

….when you’re drunk.

also, i thought that the phrase was “monkey was in the basketball,” not “memories of his son are in the baseball.”

 +2Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: Operation Kevin Smith Drop (70 comments)

shit. that was supposed to be a reply to itsahotdog!’s comment. (go ahead and downvote)

 +5Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: Operation Kevin Smith Drop (70 comments)

….or blowing a guy for half an hour (minus your shirt and bra) for sold-out concert tickets only to find out they were selling extra tickets at the door. that would probably be worse.

 +2Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

the latest upload on channing tatum’s postthelove.com

 0Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: Someone Please Give Die Antwoord Whatever They Want (98 comments)

this looks like a deleted scene from Welcome to The Dollhouse…. maybe they’re the lost members of dawn’s special people club?

 +1Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: thirtysomething: Whose Forest Is This (17 comments)

that man-bison looks like a guy i met at a bar in albany last weekend.

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Ghostface Killah "Stapleton Sex" (36 comments)

hello, 911? this sexual romance is over.