I nominate the Improv Everywhere troupe to go there in Kelly’s place.
To be raped.
(seriously, if I see another impromptu acapella version of “Take on Me” on a subway I’ll hunt them down myself. And rape them.)

if they really want to walk-the-walk they should trot Ass Dan’s corpse out on stage.
pussies.

MC Hammer?
Every year there’s an obvious line between the “bat-shit Crazy” artists and the “Fuck it, if the check clears we’re there” artists.

all four of those guys are on the same team = australian rules

“no, you’re the one who’s ‘loco’ esé!”

As a non-drug-addict I wonder how he can maintain such a nice yard while he stays that fucked up all the time.
I’ll take my answer off the air.

“Sober Valley Lodge: they come for the winning, but stay for the cocaine.”

I assumed S.T.B. was some shorthand I hadn’t heard of yet for whatever is higher than “PhD” in the education scale.

Titled nobility?
Like “Lady GaGa”?

-husband
-child [court ordered]
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= 120 years worth of toilet paper!!!!

hahahahaahah !!! FU world! I win!!!