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 +10Posted on Oct 14th, 2010 | re: Wes Anderson's Undergraduate Fiction Now On-line (25 comments)

Yeah man! English teachers are the worst. Those equivocators are full of meconium.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!

 +3Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: The Fighter Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

Your comment was sufficient lilbobbytables

This is why FIFA doesn’t believe in instant replay.

 +13Posted on May 11th, 2010 | re: Teachers Are Still Charming And Ridiculous Dorks (88 comments)

New Generation of Teachers! Whut, Whut! Cowbunga, man (I think I’m using this right)! As a fellow teacher, I was voted best dresser (yes, there is such a thing) of my fellow educators and as I broke up a fight in the hallway, the students ran off, saying “uh-oh, here comes Mr. B!” So, I’m not only sazzily dressed, but I’m something like Morgan Freeman in “Stand By Me.” Fear and respected but also loved.

Teachers can be cool dangit!

 +1Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Corbin Bernsen Fights The Important Fight (41 comments)

He can spend all of this time saving soap derbies but he can’t get in front of a groundball? DORN!!!!

 +3Posted on Apr 1st, 2010 | re: Step Up 3D And The Expendables: A Side By Side Comparison (52 comments)

Irony aside, “The Expendables” looks crazy awesome. Like twelve year old lighting your farts on fire awesome. Like Calvin and Hobbes awesome. Like the new Rambo where he RIPS A DUDE’S THROAT OUT!!??!?! awesome.

 +3Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Let's Name Jamie Foxx's New Sketch Comedy Show! (100 comments)

The “Hey At Least I’m Not Tommy Davidson” Show.

With a name like “Bubba,” is there really a name to save?

 +7Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (75 comments)

Just a quick question, when has “Robert Rodriguez Presents” been the stamp of excellence? Anyone?

 +1Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed (150 comments)

Ever the sampler, Diddy takes one out of Linda Blair’s playbook.

 0Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: Stay Safe Out There, You Guys! (68 comments)

Motherfucka just got “Zoo Story” all up on his ass.

 +1Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: Stay Safe Out There, You Guys! (68 comments)

Ohhh, but a twist!

 0Posted on Mar 7th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Academy Awards Video Pizza Party (343 comments)

Is this real life?

 +2Posted on Mar 5th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: #oppositemovies (407 comments)

American Nice-Guy

 +2Posted on Mar 5th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: #oppositemovies (407 comments)

La vita noiosa

 +15Posted on Feb 25th, 2010 | re: Blah Blah Blah, Indeed: Ke$ha Has Always Been Terribl$ (213 comments)

Dude, Axl Rose let himself go.

 +8Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. RickRoll (51 comments)

Next you’re going to tell me that my Beanie Babies and my Pog collection are worth nil. C’mon internet, are we cowabunga? Are we?

 0Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah's Chocolate Set (152 comments)

One step ahead of me my friend

 +14Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah's Chocolate Set (152 comments)

Look under your seats….EVERYONE IS GETTING DIABETES!!

 +3Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Ryan Sorba (59 comments)

Well Nickleback sounds like my farts, so there!

 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: A Juggalo's Guide To Parenting (52 comments)

This is why I think that Darwin guy is full of shit. “Survival of the fittest (only the strong survive)” my butt (or was that Mobb Deep; I always get confused).

 +13Posted on Jan 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Girl Is Not A Werewolf (47 comments)

James Munoz is all like I went to journalism school for this?

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2010 | re: Our Week Begins With The Brendan Fraser Clap Remix (29 comments)

Dude is really getting into George of the Jungle character mode…down the rabbit hole he goes!!

 +2Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: Notable Asshole Pat Robertson Says Haiti Made A Deal WIth The Devil (65 comments)

Pat Robertson reeks of cottage cheese.

True story.