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 +10Posted on Oct 14th, 2010 | re: Wes Anderson's Undergraduate Fiction Now On-line (25 comments)

Yeah man! English teachers are the worst. Those equivocators are full of meconium.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!

 +3Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: The Fighter Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

Your comment was sufficient lilbobbytables

This is why FIFA doesn’t believe in instant replay.

 +13Posted on May 11th, 2010 | re: Teachers Are Still Charming And Ridiculous Dorks (88 comments)

New Generation of Teachers! Whut, Whut! Cowbunga, man (I think I’m using this right)! As a fellow teacher, I was voted best dresser (yes, there is such a thing) of my fellow educators and as I broke up a fight in the hallway, the students ran off, saying “uh-oh, here comes Mr. B!” So, I’m not only sazzily dressed, but I’m something like Morgan Freeman in “Stand By Me.” Fear and respected but also loved.

Teachers can be cool dangit!

 +1Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Corbin Bernsen Fights The Important Fight (41 comments)

He can spend all of this time saving soap derbies but he can’t get in front of a groundball? DORN!!!!

 +3Posted on Apr 1st, 2010 | re: Step Up 3D And The Expendables: A Side By Side Comparison (52 comments)

Irony aside, “The Expendables” looks crazy awesome. Like twelve year old lighting your farts on fire awesome. Like Calvin and Hobbes awesome. Like the new Rambo where he RIPS A DUDE’S THROAT OUT!!??!?! awesome.

 +3Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Let's Name Jamie Foxx's New Sketch Comedy Show! (100 comments)

The “Hey At Least I’m Not Tommy Davidson” Show.

With a name like “Bubba,” is there really a name to save?

 +7Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (75 comments)

Just a quick question, when has “Robert Rodriguez Presents” been the stamp of excellence? Anyone?