Growing up I lived in the country. I had a friend whose dad was basically that guy. One day I was over at my friends house and during dinner his dad just got up from the table and left the room. “How,” I thought “could this god fearing man get up and leave the dinner table when such a sumptuous feast of medium rare steak, boiled potatoes and corn was present.” He returned shortly with a gun and slide open the glass door. He walked out onto their newly renovated cedar deck and looked out over his backyard. With a nonchalance, that only seasoned practice can bring, he raised the gun and fired into his yard. I was shocked and awed. He came back inside and returned the gun to its safe hiding place. After sitting back down at the table he said “that gopher won’t be terrorizing my garden anymore.”

The moral of this story is my friends dad would vote so hard for Dale Peterson and that makes the world a scary place.

Gabe, every time, and I mean every time, you post about Ke$ha; I get “Tik Tok” stuck in my head. I wander around aimlessly all day singing the few lines of the song I know. By the end of the day it is also in my girlfriends head. The anxiety levels go off the chart and we end up screaming at each other for hours on end about all sorts of trivial issues. “You never close the cupboard doors!!!!.” Or, “every single time we watch the notebook you quietly recite all the moving lines from behind your snot stained kleenex.” And then we have insane make up sex. Thanks for saving my relationship Gabe.

Weird. I thought this weeks episode was infinitely more amusing and better constructed than the last two weeks.

Who do you think had a more awkward time? Obama pretending to enjoy those “jokes” or Leno’s handlers having to tell him that he killed the crowd (in a good way of course)

OUCH! – my penis

…let the downvoting commence. but in the spirit of good fun here is what was posted