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 +8Posted on Nov 4th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Kerry Washington And Eminem (16 comments)

My mom liked the “Fox” parody but she also has never seen the original video and didn’t even know it was a parody until I told her over dinner Sunday night. Haha. My mom rules.

 +2Posted on Nov 4th, 2013 | re: Uh, Did You Watch The YouTube Music Awards? (4 comments)

It was a horrible nightmare, actually! But Girls’ Generation won so there’s some justice in this world. SNSD jjang!!!!

 +19Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

Thank you for all the work (blogging, haha. but also it was work) you’ve done over the years (and although the site isn’t closing or anything I feel like saying thanks to you and Kelly for having me on as a intern a few summers ago! I think you paid for my drink when I interviewed so I probably owe you one).

Best of luck! Although I haven’t been able to read much lately, I always recommend the site to people and I am sure I will recommend what you do next too!

 +2Posted on Apr 29th, 2013 | re: Barack Obama Is The King Of Comedy (16 comments)

Drones :(

 +33Posted on Apr 24th, 2013 | re: Hollywood's Most Hated Celebrity Also The World's Most Beautiful Woman? (44 comments)

Disagree, there are some fine-ass climate scientists up in that piece

 +18Posted on Apr 24th, 2013 | re: Hollywood's Most Hated Celebrity Also The World's Most Beautiful Woman? (44 comments)

I bet they looked through all seven continents before coming to this decision.

 +1Posted on Apr 11th, 2013 | re: Life Imitates Art Imitates Riff Raff Imitating James Franco (32 comments)

Nah, this is a totally different thread!

 +2Posted on Apr 11th, 2013 | re: Life Imitates Art Imitates Riff Raff Imitating James Franco (32 comments)

I hate Internet fake rapman Riff Raff/everything

 0Posted on Apr 11th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (15 comments)

Podcasts: Uhh Yeah Dude? Anyone? Anyone get live with Uhh Yeah Dude?

 +3Posted on Apr 10th, 2013 | re: Are You For Sure Excited About New Arrested Development Episodes? (82 comments)

Finally, something we can all agree on.

 +1Posted on Apr 10th, 2013 | re: Are You For Sure Excited About New Arrested Development Episodes? (82 comments)

They will probably be pretty decent, though, and I will watch and enjoy them, both reluctantly.

 +2Posted on Apr 10th, 2013 | re: Are You For Sure Excited About New Arrested Development Episodes? (82 comments)

I posted mean stuff about it coming back and got summarily downvoted in the past, so I think you know where I stand: proudly contrarian, as always! Screw you, puppies and oxygen, I hate you!

 +5Posted on Apr 9th, 2013 | re: A Glee-Themed Public Marriage Proposal (13 comments)

Kelly, there actually is a Central Perk in Beijing! A man who really loves Friends built it in an apartment building. Cool earth!

 +5Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

With that said, I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to say “fuck” online, LIST BLOGGER.

 +4Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

“Television Version” is a hilarious substitution, would that all censors could be so self-aware

 +5Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: "Various Celebs At The Airport" (41 comments)

God, okay, I just want an excuse to talk about this but if you are into Korean pop airport photos are the most normal, common thing in the world, so it completely slipped my mind that this could even be at all remarkable. “Oh, yeah, I do wonder what Gilme was wearing at Incheon Airport.” — everyone for some reason?? Ok bye hope I get to make a joke soon

 0Posted on Apr 2nd, 2013 | re: Guessing What We Can From The Mad Men Premiere Photos (10 comments)

I’ve never seen Mad Men before so my guess is all these attractive people are fucking each other, or would like to. Hope I’m right!

 +6Posted on Nov 13th, 2012 | re: The Word Of The Year Is "GIF" (45 comments)

Dourt- more years! Dourt- more years!

 +7Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

I was on the Lower East Side meeting someone for lunch and to hang out and I saw what was almost definitely Kevin Bacon standing up against the wall outside of a building so I wandered back and forth for thirty minutes trying to confirm, and later at a diner we looked it up on her phone and Kevin Bacon lives on the Upper West Side which isn’t that far away (I guess???) and so it was definitely him and I’m also one. Sorry about that weird half hour, Kevin.

 +12Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Suri's Burn Book (65 comments)

It’s from a Between Two Ferns video iirc–Zach claims it is his email to Ben Stiller who is less than amused

 +4Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Suri's Burn Book (65 comments)

(Sorry.)

 +18Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Suri's Burn Book (65 comments)

I believe the late Michael Jackson got in some hot water for putting his child Blanket out there

 +2Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

I just want to talk about it with y’all monsters

 +17Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

VOTE LUTHER!!!!!!!! or should I say “Loofer”. because that is how Idris Elba pronounces it in his accent.

 +12Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Very Racist Political Ad (42 comments)

I ALSO want to hit on the education system. Hey, what up, Chinese education system. Saw you across the room and I knew I had to come talk to you, girl.