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 0Posted on Apr 29th | re: Barack Obama Is The King Of Comedy (16 comments)

Drones :(

Disagree, there are some fine-ass climate scientists up in that piece

I bet they looked through all seven continents before coming to this decision.

 0Posted on Apr 11th | re: Life Imitates Art Imitates Riff Raff Imitating James Franco (32 comments)

Nah, this is a totally different thread!

 0Posted on Apr 11th | re: Life Imitates Art Imitates Riff Raff Imitating James Franco (32 comments)

I hate Internet fake rapman Riff Raff/everything

 0Posted on Apr 11th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (15 comments)

Podcasts: Uhh Yeah Dude? Anyone? Anyone get live with Uhh Yeah Dude?

Finally, something we can all agree on.

They will probably be pretty decent, though, and I will watch and enjoy them, both reluctantly.

I posted mean stuff about it coming back and got summarily downvoted in the past, so I think you know where I stand: proudly contrarian, as always! Screw you, puppies and oxygen, I hate you!

 0Posted on Apr 9th | re: A Glee-Themed Public Marriage Proposal (13 comments)

Kelly, there actually is a Central Perk in Beijing! A man who really loves Friends built it in an apartment building. Cool earth!

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

With that said, I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to say “fuck” online, LIST BLOGGER.

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

“Television Version” is a hilarious substitution, would that all censors could be so self-aware

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: "Various Celebs At The Airport" (41 comments)

God, okay, I just want an excuse to talk about this but if you are into Korean pop airport photos are the most normal, common thing in the world, so it completely slipped my mind that this could even be at all remarkable. “Oh, yeah, I do wonder what Gilme was wearing at Incheon Airport.” — everyone for some reason?? Ok bye hope I get to make a joke soon

 0Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Guessing What We Can From The Mad Men Premiere Photos (10 comments)

I’ve never seen Mad Men before so my guess is all these attractive people are fucking each other, or would like to. Hope I’m right!

 +6Posted on Nov 13th, 2012 | re: The Word Of The Year Is "GIF" (45 comments)

Dourt- more years! Dourt- more years!

 +7Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

I was on the Lower East Side meeting someone for lunch and to hang out and I saw what was almost definitely Kevin Bacon standing up against the wall outside of a building so I wandered back and forth for thirty minutes trying to confirm, and later at a diner we looked it up on her phone and Kevin Bacon lives on the Upper West Side which isn’t that far away (I guess???) and so it was definitely him and I’m also one. Sorry about that weird half hour, Kevin.

 +12Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Suri's Burn Book (65 comments)

It’s from a Between Two Ferns video iirc–Zach claims it is his email to Ben Stiller who is less than amused

 +4Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Suri's Burn Book (65 comments)

(Sorry.)

 +18Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Suri's Burn Book (65 comments)

I believe the late Michael Jackson got in some hot water for putting his child Blanket out there

 +2Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

I just want to talk about it with y’all monsters

 +17Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

VOTE LUTHER!!!!!!!! or should I say “Loofer”. because that is how Idris Elba pronounces it in his accent.

 +12Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Very Racist Political Ad (42 comments)

I ALSO want to hit on the education system. Hey, what up, Chinese education system. Saw you across the room and I knew I had to come talk to you, girl.

 +9Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

That’s the outfit he would have done it in, too

 +18Posted on Jan 16th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Daniel Radcliffe And Lana Del Rey (30 comments)

More like Lana Del Not-ve-RAY-good. Hahahah YESSS. You know, I came into this comment not sure how I was gonna make that work but I really pulled it out in the end. No homo.

 -1Posted on Oct 3rd, 2011 | re: Arrested Development Movie And TV Episodes Open Thread (45 comments)

To quote myself on Twitter, “Arrested Development is coming back and white people haven’t been this excited since institutional racism replaced the individual kind.” RELAX, NERDS.

The show ended over half a decade ago. AD has been gone for two ADs. Let it lie!

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