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 +1Posted on Jul 26th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E05: Eric And Sookie Sitting In A Tree, V-A-M-PIRE-I-N-G (36 comments)

The funniest part of the entire episode was Jason & Hoyt eating lunch, and jason was like TOO MUCH SEX WITH TOO MANY HOT WOMEN, so god punishes him with being raped. Makes sense. That part made me laugh, and the jesus song that they got for the baby was funny, and the black people joke “What do you mean you people?”. Lots of little things that might make only me laugh, but thats the only reason really to watch it, got to find what amuses you about it.

& Anticipating the showdown between the panther people and the werewolves fighting, or the shapeshifters. There’s too many animals, why not shapeshift into a lion or something and wreck the panther people? Funny thing about this show, animals.

 0Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Look whose talking now

 +2Posted on Jun 15th, 2011 | re: Fastest Man With A Gun Who Ever Lived (36 comments)

UH isn’t he shooting right at the camera man when hes shooting for the two balloons?

 +1Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

Hop into Claritin-D

 +1Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: GET WELL SOON, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES (66 comments)

I hear the little pony on the left also reportedly has came down with a case of the flu.

As reported by msnbc.

 +11Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: Happy Tax Day, You Guys! (37 comments)

1. This is very appropriate because I’m a tax baby, so today is the big 25 (?)

And 2. I forgot to do my taxes. So, good reminder.

 0Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Professor Ashton Kutcher Holds Office Hours (37 comments)

Prof. Kutcher on Camera :

Looks at the pen, opens case, sees if anyone is looking at him, sets down, picks it up again, moves it a little, lifts pen out of case, puts it in his nice blazer that he has on, and sets case back down.

Looks up to see if anyone notices if case is moved, slides water over some. Puts case back down as if nothing happens.

Next day: Makes nationwide news, including over in Russia where they speak other languages with symbols.

He retires from teaching early. End his acting career…… Says sorry there will never ever be a SPREAD || : Return of the water…..

 +2Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Professor Ashton Kutcher Holds Office Hours (37 comments)

Haha thats funny. I love reading his articles. Are you talking about the cracked magazine? That guys hilarious!! My mom even thinks he’s funny, and she doesn’t own a computer yet!!

 0Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Sport: Kronum (77 comments)

Stupid Athletes apparently think they can just run the world and go around throwing things. Just who do they think they are?


Have you not seen That 70′s show? Watch the last episode, then ask yourself that question.

Pretty much all it is E = MC2 . Not very hard, try to pay attention here. I’m the your new teacher from now on.

Buy them on EBAY.COM, they are 30 cents off today. Also, what time does Lost come on tonight? Anyone know?


I’ve already learned so much already.

 +4Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer, You Guys (68 comments)


 +7Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer, You Guys (68 comments)



Too soon?

 +2Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Ashton Kutcher's New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane (86 comments)

Oh great, since justin timberlake is against child slavery, I guess i have to retire. I don’t see what’s wrong with it really, my whole house is a rape house and I still shave everyday, so there’s that….. And since the PSA is on youtube now with ahston kutcher and not on punk’d

Guess i’m moving to Africa to start over again……. Anyone want a child? 3 for sale ASAP.

 -1Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

The otter in the rye

 +11Posted on Jul 14th, 2010 | re: Old Spice Guy Responds To Old Spice Guy, Internet Explodes (47 comments)

Old spice guy let me down. Let me explain, I had nothing else to do yesterday and saw this going on, so of course I tried to get a video to be made. This was before everyone else knew about it and such, and he actually responded to me via twitter after about 6 attempts and said he was going to make one.. This was before all the stupid B List celebs and beautiful woman started doing it, ie alyssa milano chick & stupid perez hilton.

Point of the story: My quest is still on when he does it again, i’ll be waiting @oldspiceguy.

 +4Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: Why Wait Until August When We Can Just Roast David Hasselhoff Right Now? (91 comments)

“David called me up the other night a few weeks back, drunk off his ass, said he has developed a real talent for devouring wiener schnitzel’s 2 at a time. He’s had lots of practice” is a typical joke that we can expect to hear in August. Something defiantly about schnitzel’s.

 +5Posted on Jun 7th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Keyboard Cathy (78 comments)

Cathy must really hate rice, to make a whole song about sushi without it. Sashimi? Its not sushi, well almost but better because it doesn’t have any rice!

 +7Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (69 comments)

If this WAS to turn into a weather blog, it would easily beat out my other weather blog for favorite blog about the weather.

Also, how does one get a job of mapping out celebrity manhood’s? That must have taken at least two full work weeks to do.

 +6Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Criminal Minds Finale Fan (37 comments)

Wait, the season finale isn’t until tonight, she must be confused and thought last weeks was the finale when it clearly was not… nevermind, whats criminal minds? Never heard of it.

And that sounds like my parents when they are watching this show, they would be very pissed if this happened. And they are pretty southern. A phone call is in order to make sure it isn’t mom.

 +2Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Let's Paint, Exercise, And Break Boards With Our Heads Eventually (38 comments)

What can this guy NOT do? Amazing.

 -1Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)


 +11Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

No Country for Old Lapidus