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 +2Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Still Just So Excited About This (22 comments)

His dad is a Muppet, right?

 +4Posted on Sep 22nd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (48 comments)

 +1Posted on Jul 26th, 2012 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch Was Nice To Someone! (58 comments)

OMG MICHEAL FASSBINDER. He was AMAZING as Mr. Magnetic in The X-Man’s First Class! And Seth Rogan was awesome in We’re Pregnant with an Illigitimate Child!

 +2Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (11 comments)

There also isn’t enough talk about their childhoods being raped. Buzzfeed loves talking about the rape of childhood. In fact, that’s another buzzfeed list they should have had. “25 things that raped my childhood.”

 +2Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (11 comments)

Hm. The McSweeny’s Buzzfeed list needs more superlatives. “Amazing,” “Incredible,” and especially “Mind Blowing.” Buzzfeed editors think everything will blow our minds.

 +10Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: "Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape" Follow-Up (150 comments)

If this theater owner’s account is accurate, I think I’m the most disturbed by the audience member whose response to “what do you want to talk about?” was “rape.” Like, did he leave for the show saying, “Brah, I hope Tosh does some rape jokes. I can’t get enough of those!”? That’s messed up.

“I hope I rape someone later. Fist bump, bro. Let’s sword fight with our dongs.” Or whatever. I don’t know what bros talk about. Tazing people? Don’t taze me, bro?

 +8Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 67: Slightly Incorrect And Evasive Movie References (85 comments)

“I can’t tell you anything about the VP process. You know that, Neil. Now why don’t you make like a tree and leave?”

Do you get it?! You guys get it.

 +3Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (12 comments)

I mean, I guess it’s probably Breaking Bad. Any regular reader of this web-site could guess that. Or even click the link to find out! But I prefer to keep it vague. Like, “Our team made the championship!” and “I haven’t been the same since the accident.”

 0Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (12 comments)

I like how you didn’t say what show is the season premiere. Like, “The big season premiere is coming up, so I have to keep my weekend clear.” So vague!

 +9Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0 (281 comments)

Tosh.0 sucks, but I don’t think anything could make me miss Carlos Mencia.

 0Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Rap Song About Instagram (17 comments)

Oh cool. Someone managed to capture how awful instant-gram is in a rap song. It’s what we’ve all been clamoring for!

 +2Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (43 comments)

 +6Posted on May 11th, 2012 | re: Tom Wilson Answers Your Back To The Future Questions (23 comments)

I saw Tom Wilson’s standup one time. During the show, he rapped on my head and said, “Hello? Anyone in there? Think, Michael, think!” It was the best.

 0Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

YES. Just keep it a secret between us, though!

 +11Posted on Apr 25th, 2012 | re: Let's Make Up Some Equally Stupid New MTV Movie Awards Categories (78 comments)

Best Slow Motion Exit with Background Explosion.

 +12Posted on Apr 20th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

You guys, I missed the whole night because I went to this thing where Nick Offerman stood on stage and gave everyone his ten tips for living a meaningful life. It was really weird! But pretty amusing and funny, and he lead us all in a chorus of “5000 Candles in the Wind.”

 +2Posted on Apr 13th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (55 comments)

Yeah, when my Comcast-brand dvr didn’t record the second episode two weeks ago, I was so angry! Moreso because Jenna’s “Weird”-Al-proof song was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, and I can’t rewind it over and over again. Now I barely remember how it went. :[

 +3Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (48 comments)

I plan on watching The Running Man to celebrate the release of The Hungry Games: The Movie.

 0Posted on Mar 16th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (28 comments)

I’m hoping for a Three Stooges spinoff of Larry David’s nun.

 +6Posted on Mar 12th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E12: Two Shanes Enter, One Shane BRAINS! (119 comments)

You guys, last night I had a zombie nightmare, and in it, Shane went out and got a pizza from somewhere (the last open pizzeria in Zombieville, I guess) and didn’t even share it with anyone!

 +4Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: This Is Your Laughter (30 comments)

Fax this joke to 2009.

 0Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: This Is Your Laughter (30 comments)

Is A Solitary Laugh a thing A Solitary Man does? It would make sense for A Single Man, but I wouldn’t expect it if he were A Serious Man.

 +2Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game: Tyler Perry Movie Titles (105 comments)

Driving Mr. Miss Daisy?

 +1Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game: Tyler Perry Movie Titles (105 comments)

Leap Dave Williams!

 +4Posted on Jan 20th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (88 comments)

When they started watching Friday Night Lights and I heard the theme song, I thought, “I should stop this show and watch Friday Night Lights.” But then I didn’t. I’m all talk.