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 +1Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: Funny Internet Videos Open Thread (103 comments)

Nirvana The Band The Show: Update Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3rlJDhObe8

 +4Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

Law Abiding Citizen please. Jaime Foxx. Gerard Butler. This piece of trash movie seems to think it’s some mind-blowing critique of the justice system, but…it’s just horrible.

 +10Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

The Fast And The Furious is not a good movie, let’s be perfectly clear. However, as ridiculously unbelievable, cliched and formulaic it is, I actually think it succeeds as the kind of film it is. The stakes are high, the action sequences are great, and it includes some gloriously cheezy lines that only added to my enjoyment of the movie (“I live my life a quarter mile at a time”) I just had a lot of fun with it! I think this movie earns the hatred it does (and rightly so) because the endless string of legitimately horrible movies it spawned, as well as the increased popularity of street race culture and subsequently a lot of people dying.

 +36Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

It’s comin’ right for us! Everybody run!

 +3Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

I really would just love to read Gabe’s thoughts on Synecdoche (a film I didn’t understand enough to dislike).

 +3Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

Ohhh I love Chris O’Dowd! He was my favourite part of Bridesmaids.

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know (111 comments)

I would love it if Dogtooth won. There’d be a few people who would be like “Hey, this little Greek film won an oscar, we should rent it”. And then they would watch it. Then there would be no going back.

 +2Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: How Jurassic Park Got Velociraptors Wrong (74 comments)

Sorry I’m late.

 +3Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: How Jurassic Park Got Velociraptors Wrong (74 comments)

Woah…

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Dial “M” for Mononucleosis

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Maim Bill

 +1Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

L.A. Matter Of Public Record

 +2Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Schindler’s Craigslist

 +3Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

YES. SECONDED. Never have I seen a movie with more contempt for its audience. A hateful mess. I might also nominate any other films starring Gerard Butler. Really, has he made anything worth watching? What’s that movie where he dies but still makes his wife do his bidding? PS I Hate This Movie?

 +2Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Gabe already did a pretty wonderful post about the Blind Side… http://videogum.com/156521/the-blind-side-and-ninja-assassin-a-side-by-side-comparison/dvd/

 +2Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

“The matrix of leadership is not found, it is earned.” -Transformers 2, Michael Bay’s tombstone

 +2Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

“Post a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll.” I love the Plinkett reviews, they are the final word on those awful, awful movies.

 +3Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes (176 comments)

Damn. Plagiarist comment. Sorry folks. How about…

Why so serious? Lay in a sunbeam already.

 +1Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes (176 comments)

You had me at “walk”.

 +10Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

I laughed really hard when the lead Snatcher said “Don’t just ‘ang about! Snatch ‘em!”

I mean you wouldn’t want anyone to forget why you’re called Snatchers.

 +4Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (409 comments)

I desperately nominate Law Abiding Citizen. It’s one thing to make a dumb revenge movie, it’s another to make a dumb revenge movie that talks down to the audience and pretends to have anything to do with “our broken justice system”.

Barf. BARF I say!

 +2Posted on Nov 3rd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Election 2010 (121 comments)

I’m sorry, I’m still laughing at Shellbomber’s “Not to be a pain in the ass” and then looking at his picture. Was this an intentional joke? Probably. Probably and this comment need not exist.

 +29Posted on Nov 1st, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: (500) Days Of Summer (332 comments)

This is exactly where I’m at with it too. I was worried Gabe would just eviscerate this movie and make me feel stupid for enjoying its cuteness but I identify with that Sixpence None The Richer example and I recognize that I am that person.

 +7Posted on Nov 1st, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: (500) Days Of Summer (332 comments)

Oh please yes. What a hateful, stupid mess of a movie. This needs to be in the Hunt!

 +1Posted on Oct 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses (386 comments)

The Dark Knight Rises: A caped crusader learns to overcome his sexual inhibitions.

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