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 +4Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: Can We Talk About How To Make It In America For A Second? (50 comments)

oh fuck a duck.

 +1Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: Can We Talk About How To Make It In America For A Second? (50 comments)

fuck. read all posts next time before making jean-ralphio joke. my bad, dudes.

 +7Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: Can We Talk About How To Make It In America For A Second? (50 comments)

so this show is basically jean-ralphio moves to the big city?

 +17Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nell (106 comments)

“i’m nellin’ like magellan”

 +1Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Somewhere (115 comments)

i had a dream last week where i came up with the best suggestion for the hunt. i spent all of that day trying to remember what movie it was so i could post it in the comments today. i still haven’t been able to remember what it was. it’s in fact quite possible that the movie doesn’t exist and was made up in my dream world. cool story, bro.

 +7Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: Middle School Yearbook's Hilarious "Five Worst People" (57 comments)

a friend signed my 8th grade yearbook with something to the effect of “i’d love to hang with you this summer but i know you’ll be spending all your time with alana,” the girl i had an all-too-obvious crush on for a huge percentage of my teenage years. i ran to the office demanding a new yearbook because i hadn’t gotten alana to sign it yet, and god forbid she be reminded for the 5 millionth time i had a crush on her. they refused but taped a piece of scrap paper over the offending quote. of course, alana (and probably everybody else) peeled back the tape to reveal the offense within, and watching that happen from across the room in 5th period science was about as cheek-burningly embarrassing an experience as i had had. in retrospect, i must have wanted it to happen, though. otherwise, why didn’t i just sharpie that shit out? being a teenager is hard.

 +11Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

the thirtysomething recaps were my favorite thing ever. i would love more recaps of terrible, and not so terrible, old shows that are on netflix instant, we could all watch along. have you watched numbers? that is a terrible show. joel fleishman is in it (HI JOEL!), and so is that dude from taxi. what about magnum p.i.? that is also an awful show, the dude with the mustache that isn’t burt reynolds is in it. studio 60 on the sunset strip? it was fun to wait every week to talk about something that aired 20 years before. buffy, angel, twin peaks. the possibilities are endless (not really, but sorta).

 +3Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

chutney swope

 +2Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

what’s eating gilbert crepe?

 +2Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

i was just lamenting the lack of pun-based pho restaurant names in the bay area. there is a “what the pho?” somewhere but i need more.

 +7Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Well, This Sasha Grey "Short Film" Is Terrible (57 comments)

whoooozps.

 +1Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Well, This Sasha Grey "Short Film" Is Terrible (57 comments)

“the thing about having a trust fund is, you get to be whatever you say you are.” – richard phillips

 +15Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Well, This Sasha Grey "Short Film" Is Terrible (57 comments)

“the thing about having a trust fund is, you get to be whatever you say you are.” – richard phillips

 +20Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Well, This Sasha Grey "Short Film" Is Terrible (57 comments)

” Has a more psychological portent in looking at the psychological consequences, or at least psychologically of what has come before.” – Richard Phillips (painter, film maker, constructor of sentences)

 +42Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Well, This Lindsay Lohan "Short Film" Is Terrible (51 comments)

“i was hoping to get laid.” – richard phillips

 +2Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Being White Is Hard: The Descendants Trailer, You Guys (57 comments)

exactly. can i get a movie like this where the people’s actions are actually believable? nobody has ever run in flip flops in the rain to find out who their wife is fucking, ever. “i didn’t take the car because i just didn’t think of it. it has nothing to do with the fact that the director thought it would be a ‘cool’ moment where like, the crowd is totally amused, but also sympathizing with my plight.”

 +3Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Being White Is Hard: The Descendants Trailer, You Guys (57 comments)

the running in flip flops scene is killing me. such the quirky serious movie cliche move.

 +10Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames (103 comments)

moulin rogue!

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames (103 comments)

slow, cheap, and out of control

 +1Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames (103 comments)

4 universities and a junior college

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames (103 comments)

what’s eating gilbert grape kits?

 +14Posted on May 24th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Summer: Movie Posters (65 comments)

whenever i see the name leighton meester, i imagine that peter lorre is pronouncing it.

 +16Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet (153 comments)

whoops. i had my itchy rick fox bashing finger on the trigger, and i mis-fired. my apologies, elisha cuthbert, i have no idea who you are.

 +9Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet (153 comments)

not to mention her boyfriend choices.

 +6Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Country Strong (98 comments)

can we go ahead and give mainstream country a break, already? there are actually some really great artists and some really great songwriters still working in the genre and when they stick to a old school mold it works out just fine. clearly, there’s lots of nightmare garbage too, but drop the preconceived notions and there’s some great stuff to explore.

remember when everybody used to say “i like every kind of music but country and rap”? fuck people who said that.