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 +25Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

I am sorry I look so bored there

 +50Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

All apologies to Michael Stipe

That’s great, it starts with Topher Grace, Birdie and
Goop a trampoline and Joe Mande is not afraid.
To take one of the teem, listening to Brokencyde makes him churn – world
serves its own needs, Videogum serve your own needs. Feed
it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder
start to clatter with fear fight down height. What do you mean haven’t wathced Wire
in a fire, representing seven games, a government
for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in
a hurry with the furries breathing down your neck. Team
by team reporters baffled,local news is so awful.
Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh,
overflow, population, common food, but it’ll do. Save
yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs,
listen to your heart bleed Videogum with the rapture and
the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
patriotic, slam, fight, bright light,I don’t give a care
psych.

It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o’clock – TV hour. Don’t get caught in foreign
towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
churn. Locking in, uniforming, book clubbing, Videogum
letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Benedict Cumberbatch is our crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament,
tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions,
offer me alternatives and I decline.

It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of Juggalos, gathering at Cave-In-Rock. Mountains sit in a line,Violent J. . Aaron Paul, Frieda Pinto, Benedict Cumerbatch, and Jessica Alba (she’s pretty) Videogum Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
symbiotic, anamericanpatriot, slam book neck, right? Right.

It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it and I feel
fine…fine…

(It’s time I had some time alone)

 +21Posted on Feb 7th | re: Life Is A Highway, You Guys (145 comments)

Life is a highway, RIP Videogum and RIP Rocket Dog
http://vimeo.com/3771062

 +9Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

I think I found out about because I was already reading Stereogum

 +79Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

that seems just a tad extreme

 +7Posted on Jan 31st | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (26 comments)

let’s dance with this guy on Sunday

 0Posted on Jan 24th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (3 comments)

Thora Birch’s dad being a real butthole certainly didn’t help http://www.avclub.com/article/thora-birchs-creepy-ex-porn-star-dad-gets-her-fire-49037

 +10Posted on Jan 23rd | re: Best New Party Game: Sick Movies! (67 comments)

Brother, Can You Spare a Dimetapp?

For Homer this is himself as a potato a self potato if you will

More like Mr. D’oh-tato Head

 +13Posted on Jan 17th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (31 comments)

It’s Friday, and for some people a long weekend but not me, so let’s dance

I’m just gonna recite the Monster Mash no need for costumes

That’s Ed Helms in the back right? You can’t hide from me Ed Helms

 +14Posted on Jan 12th | re: The 2014 Golden Globes Videogum Pizza Party (458 comments)

Maybe she’s a bear, I hope she’s a bear, mom dad I got a bear finally

 +10Posted on Jan 10th | re: Man Retires From Public Life, Is Now Just A Man (27 comments)

He can’t go grocery shopping or mow the lawn those require being out in public, he can’t leave his house ever again

 +20Posted on Dec 27th, 2013 | re: Crushes Of 2013 (40 comments)

Doesn’t every list of crushes legally need to include Jennifer Lawrence? I just don’t want anyone going to jail

 +10Posted on Dec 24th, 2013 | re: Favorite Animal Videos Of 2013 (11 comments)

This isn’t a contest but shark cat won the theoretical contest we are not having

 +10Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013 | re: Happy Holidays From Videogum (27 comments)

I don’t see our stepdad Aaron Paul is everything okay?

 +7Posted on Dec 20th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (23 comments)

especially boner ghosts

 +8Posted on Dec 20th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (23 comments)

T’was the Friday before Christmas and all through the post there were Christmas gifs that I love the most

 +12Posted on Dec 20th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Holiday Movie Club: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (25 comments)

You Can’t Handle the Santa is the tagline for my new movie A Few Good Wise Men

 +5Posted on Dec 20th, 2013 | re: Don't Go Skiing (13 comments)

Is someone holding a camera on skis? RIP that dude or dudette

 +7Posted on Dec 19th, 2013 | re: Bock Family Christmas Card 2013 (7 comments)

I wish all Christmas carols contained the line “To my homegirls here with the big butt / Shakin’ it like we at a strip club”