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 +1Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: Eric Wareheim Wareheim's It Up In Eric Wareheim Town (28 comments)

The summer jam that never was gets its just desserts.
Also, HI FAKE-MARK-RONSON DIPLO. HIIIII!

 +7Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: Cougar Town: Forget it, Jake. It's Cougar Town. (31 comments)

Julie Klausner, may your reign of recap never end.

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Rachel Getting Married (162 comments)

I am glad to end this Monday with some positivity. Thanks, Gabe. It is really nice to read an entry in TWMofAT and just see a movie with some flaws, but one that is not dismissible tripe.

I will say that I was hoping for an Anne-Hathaway-punched-in-the-face GIF. :(

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: Chuck Bass Is [REDACTED]! (26 comments)

From the end of the article:
“What do you think? Surprised? Titillated? Horrified? Choose your adjectives below!”

If you need me, I’ll be drowning in my barf.

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: Tiny iPhone Steering Wheel Is Tiny Reminder Of Why Nerds Are Lonely (29 comments)

Whoops, I commeneted before the whole video was done (patient!). I almost missed how great his shrinking abilities are. Bye nerd!

 +3Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: Tiny iPhone Steering Wheel Is Tiny Reminder Of Why Nerds Are Lonely (29 comments)

I know several nerds (namedropper!), and I know exactly zero of them what would kneel in front of a TJMaxx breakfast nook stool to play their iPhone games.

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: NYC Prep: Money Can't Buy Not Being The Worstness (36 comments)

Every recap I read on this site feels like The Re-education of iamsosorry. Thank you.

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: Weird Al Yankovic Has His Finger On The Pulse Of 2004's Youth (21 comments)

I am honored.

 +1Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 | re: Important News For Videogum Commenters (71 comments)

And that, children, is how you internet,

 0Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 | re: Fuck It, Let's Remake Everything (46 comments)

I just read a treatment for the remake.
The Lorax is replaced by Greenzo.

 0Posted on Jul 27th, 2009 | re: Something Happened To A White Multi-Millionaire (22 comments)

I only care because I fear Vulture will have no one to rag on. It’s like when people thought the Daily Show would stop being funny when Bush left office.

NOSTALGIA!

 +1Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Comic-Con 2009 (In Your Pants) (63 comments)

I had to make mine.

 +27Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Comic-Con 2009 (In Your Pants) (63 comments)



 +11Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Comic-Con 2009 (In Your Pants) (63 comments)

If you are going to keep making jokes like “I would like to be the Charon to this undead dreamboat,” then please make this a regular feature. Also, CHECK OUT THAT RAD GALLERY FEATURE.

 +33Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: That's Your Weatherman: Andrew W.K. (25 comments)

Oh yeah hey. THNX DUDE. THAT’S MY FACE.

 +1Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan And Chad Farthouse Promises" (8 comments)

I have a feeling that the guests keep forgetting he’s on The Tonight Show and not Late Night. I love it.

 +25Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: That's Your Weatherman: Andrew W.K. (25 comments)

My housepainter needs to get off the news and get back to my shutters.

 +1Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009 | re: Michael Jackson Has Entered The Mainframe And Become Pure Energy (6 comments)

PEDOBEAR. One of the moonwalkers is Pedobear and his address is Lazytown.
Just enter 9296 in the “search for” box. Wow. Of all the random numbers to appear when I visited.

 +3Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 | re: Tyler Perry Can And Does Do Bad All By Himself (24 comments)

My real issue with the man’s oeuvre is that he could be making today’s Blacula, but no. Tyler Perry will continue making these gospel-tinged schlockfests. While we’re at it, Mary J. could be making today’s Blacula.

Gabe, you love Mary J. Blige!

 +4Posted on Jul 19th, 2009 | re: Congratulations, Glenn Beck, On Your "We'll Do It Live!" Moment (59 comments)

Why is this not the highest-rated comment of the week?

 +20Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Congratulations, Glenn Beck, On Your "We'll Do It Live!" Moment (59 comments)

It must be hard to yell like that and still keep the crocodile tears flowing.

I liked the part when Glenn Beck’s sycophant impersonated the caller to make her sound a haggard she-devil.

But you know, it’s nice that there are talk radio personalities to keep us safe from the sophistry of the liberal media.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Mariah Carey (40 comments)

It’s fixed.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Mariah Carey (40 comments)

Vulture just
linked to this post
and called this blog “Stereogum.” :(

Also, Vulture commenters hate us ‘Gummers. And I quote,
“I don’t know what’s annoying about her, but I’ll tell you what’s REALLY annoying is those damn Stereogum comments and the stupid pictures and sh*t that they slap all over that comment board. THANK GOD you don’t let us do that here. Thank. God.”

That liquid gushing turtle was gross. I sure am glad I was banned from watching TMNT as a child. The parents didn’t wanting me saying “Cowabunga,” on account of “bung.”

 +9Posted on Jul 14th, 2009 | re: Pranks Are The Worst: An On-Going Study (12 comments)

Also her dad should stop TALKING ON THE PHONE ON THE TOILET.

In a related story, who keeps posting videos on LiveLeak?