Certainly couldn’t let that opportunity to remind us all he’d have been in first class pass by . . .
I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, they don’t know what they are doing chicken-wise.
And hello to them finally showing series 4 of the UK version here in the US!
Wait so today is Hitler’s bday, the anniversary of Columbine, the anniversary of the oil spill, and the day after Skynet became self-aware? Whoa, that’s some bad juju.
That said, I thought the commercial was cute.
What I find weird is that the kid was on the Today Show the morning after the Superbowl. I mean, how did that get arranged? Even assuming he lives in NYC, did the booking person watch the ad and get in touch with him immediately to set up an interview at 7 the next morning? How could they have known that the ad would be such a “phenomenon” (eye roll) that it would require follow up interviews? I am assuming that Volkswagon pre-arranged the whole thing to garner more publicity for their commercial (ugh) and the Today Show, which I think still sometimes pretends to be a news show, went along with it (double ugh).
Jerry Maguire: A lot of people end up settling because they are lonely.
North by North Face
Long Underwear the Wild Things Are
Gore-Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Lady in the Hot Water Bottle
Next you’re going to tell me that a T-Rex can’t bite you in half while you are taking a shit in an outhouse.
The Chapstick is Not Enough
Fever Pitch Black at 4 pm
Inconsiderate cell phone man was funnier. MAULED BY A TIGER!
In a related story, the people on Hoarders have expressed concerns that the show makes them look “kinda weird” and “undateable.”
How much did this little jokeroo cost, anyway? What did he do- take the golf cart to the pimp my ride place? Hire Banksy to paint the Wham! portraits? Does Brad Pitt even know where to procure pink balloons? He probably hasn’t even been in an actual store since Thelma & Louise.
“I don’t make good movies in the 21st century, but apparently you can retain relevancy anyway.”
Wait, so now “traveling the world” is a laudable goal? He knows that he might meet some furr’ners that way, right?
Some Like it Hot Buttered Rum (for the lactose-intolerant)
Oh vom, we seriously have to listen to Jay talk about his rough life on the road doing stand up??