“‘I’m on board now.’ -Gabe Delahaye” will probably be a prominently featured quote in Seeking A Friend’s second trailer.

I could live to be a million years old and still not understand this video’s popularity.

“That dog is our last hope.”

“No. There is another.”

This is probably just Phase Two of Bill “Liberal Ninja” O’Reilly’s plan to infiltrate hateful, fear-mongering places of power with common sense and human decency.

Brave, brave Bill O’Reilly.

While I love the idea that dear Facetaco will be part of our reunion, but I question your motivation.

It might be cool to say “I learned it on Gilmore Girls,” but I’ll warn you guys that the cops are not impressed when you tell them that you learned it on Breaking Bad.

“You aren’t going to be president, The Rock!”

I envy your optimism, Kelly.

“Earn this.” -That window

The Pervert Trap

Actually, Robert, when you’re unknown, nobody gives a shit about you AND you’re judged all the time. It’s pretty unbearable.