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 0Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: Perfume City Website FINALLY Acknowledges That They Have Overseas Fans (33 comments)

ok, wait, i know this dude is super weird, like, SUPER weird. i KNOW.

but i actually sort of like perfume. i got their CD in japan last year and thought it was bizarre / awesome / super japanese-y.

also, the dude from capsule produces their music, who is an amazing producer and writer!

ok! sorry! yeah this guy is top of the creeps! put a shirt on!

 +1Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Bristol Palin On Dancing With The Stars, Of Course (85 comments)

i seriously hope that is the case

 +9Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Bristol Palin On Dancing With The Stars, Of Course (85 comments)

ahhhahahahaha i was skipping through this because i couldn’t bear to watch it all the way through, and right before i quit i jumped perfectly to her face and someone saying “for you this is virgin territory”

 +11Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Oh Shoot, So We Have To Watch The Event Now? (105 comments)

oh yeah everyone who already said it is right. they say THE EVENT way too much. what if lost said LOST every other sentence. boo!

 +14Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Oh Shoot, So We Have To Watch The Event Now? (105 comments)

the only thing about this show is that all the actors seemed like ACTORY ACTORS you know? like i know it’s extremely early, but I can’t see myself LOVING anyone the way i did in lost. they had some weird looking people on lost. here they only have tommy bahama models. or whatever the kids are wearing these days

BOOM! winner

 0Posted on Aug 17th, 2010 | re: Joaquin Phoenix's I'm Still Here Trailer (45 comments)

wait i’m sorry everyone else seems to understand this more than i do. is this real? or is this comedy making fun of meltdown documentaries? what?

 -1Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E04: Did You Get Pears? (94 comments)

yo can I please bring to attention how joan was smoking hot this episode. all the erections of the world have been waiting for her to get some more screen time

/penis

 +1Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial (132 comments)

for some reason i find the same “sweet sugar slam” really funny. i sort of silently laugh every time i think of it

 +5Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial (132 comments)

it’s kind of lost the magic for me. i wonder if sugar slam has a blog?

 +24Posted on Jul 15th, 2010 | re: Thank You, Danny Masterson, For Providing Us With This New Inside Joke (58 comments)

from wiki:

Tomato Bank (宏基銀行), more commonly known as TomatoBank, is an overseas Chinese bank in the United States.

The bank was established to serve the local Chinese community, but unlike those traditional overseas Chinese banks in the United States established earlier, a significant portion of the Tomato Bank clientele are wealthy Chinese immigrants either engaged in international trade and real estate business, or professionals.

Another unique feature of the bank is that unlike other banks, the founder, and former chairman, and CEO of this bank is a physician instead of a businessperson. However, Dr. Stephen Liu does have managerial training in that he has earned a master’s degree in healthcare management from University of California, Los Angeles after gaining his doctor of medicine (M.D.) degree from the medical school of University of Southern California.

ALSO:

“It is an attractive brand name that brings to mind images of growth, multi-culture and health, all characteristics that represent who we are and what we strive to achieve. But most importantly, it is a brand that is recognizable and hard to forget. If there can be an Apple Computer – why not a Tomatobank? Try to forget it. You can’t!”

I CAN’T! AHHHH. HOW DO YOU TRY TO FORGET SOMETHING? IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

yikes, people!

one time, i somehow managed this one night stand situation with this girl who I thought was super hot. right before stuff started happening, she offhandedly mentioned her somethingsomething fanfiction (I WISH I REMEMBERED WHAT IT WAS) and it made me totally pause and be like “what?”

but then I did it anyway.

i have a totally quick, semi-related question. this has been bothering me for AGES:

How can there be a “team edward” vs whatever, if the movies are based on books? like, the outcome has already been written? there is a winner. have all these people just not read the books or something? I DON’T GET IT!

sorry back on topic.

seriously everybody delete their comments, this contest is over

let me believe that these men, who do this thing, the weirdest, dirty-without-being-dirty, creep inducing thing, at least have the ability to keep a clean bedroom, dammit

the bedroom is very nice and clean!

first thing i thought when i saw this.

 +1Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3 (122 comments)

i’m really enjoying the universal acclaim for this movie – the feeling of it being so good that it becomes an “event” – it’s been such a long time since i’ve felt so in sync with something that’s just plain GOOD. like, i’m finally part of some dance craze where i can actually do the dance really well?

not like that electric slide bullshit, there are like 20 steps to that dance and they come at you so fast

i KNOW it’s a justin bieber video and stuff but did ANYONE ELSE THINK IT WAS COOL WHEN USHER AND THE ASIAN GIRLS WERE DANCING WITH THE PINK FANS??? Alright.

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: McDonald's Executive Goes On The Record As A Christian Homophobe (100 comments)

you’re really stacking the deck against us mcdonalds lovers, god dammit

 0Posted on Jun 16th, 2010 | re: "Fix The Oil Spill," Says Sexman (28 comments)

it could seriously go either way

 +6Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Somewhere (85 comments)

on a scale of marie antoinette to lost in translation, this gets an 8.

if lost in translation isn’t one of your favorite movies, then we definitely do not have one of the same favorite movies!

 +11Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: "Fix The Oil Spill," Says Sexman (28 comments)

i can’t get past how he says PIZZA HUT and FRESH WATER – it just rolls off his tongue. He has some of the best vocal cadences ever. Far beyond his years.

 0Posted on Jun 12th, 2010 | re: John C. Reilly Sings The Mr. Spriggs Barbecue Song Backed By The Roots (18 comments)

i hadn’t seen the original mr spriggs commercial so i went and looked it up – i was trying to figure out a way to send it to a friend and all i could think of was “GOD DAMMIT this is so FUCKING AWESOME”

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: The Daily Show's Newest Correspondent: Olivia Munn (54 comments)

archer is a seriously overlooked show, kudos on your picture!