Of course he must die. Perhaps you recall the entertainment term “meat explosion”?

Needs to get himself on the Zooey Deschanel responsibility budget, stat.

If the net and gun didn’t work, plan B was to lure it toward a perimeter of anime body pillows and then feed it too much okonomiyaki.

Plan C was to have it audition a series of female rhinos for a potential mate; the one it chose would then immobilize it using poison and acupuncture.