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Well, his great-granpappy, Armand Hammer, WAS a major stockholder in Arm & Hammer. Soooo… there’s that.

 +3Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

Wait, why is it wrong? Cities outlaw strip clubs, casinos, why not shitty fast food chains with bad political agendas? Let your city vote on it and put it to rest.

 +1Posted on Jun 26th, 2012 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis On Leno (5 comments)

OMG OMG OMG! We got our tickets for the St. Louis show last niiiiiiight. Super psyched, you guys.

Impulsive Shit Machines is my new band’s name.

 +8Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Oh Right, Advertising (59 comments)

Signed in just to up vote this.

 0Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: Sorry, Ladies, But Jon Hamm Is A Big Old Goof (95 comments)

I like Steve. Such a serious animatronic wolf.

 0Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: Sorry, Ladies, But Jon Hamm Is A Big Old Goof (95 comments)

“…his face on my face.”

Very disturbing Mad Men/Alice in Wonderland/Silence of the Lambs images…

 0Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: Sorry, Ladies, But Jon Hamm Is A Big Old Goof (95 comments)

He went to high school with my wife. Soooooo, be jealous? All the ladies everywhere? Right?

 +1Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Bob Nelson (76 comments)

Whoa, it’s not a smug smile. What my boyfriend lacks in upper lip, he makes up for in totally legal, not gay $20 bills.

And hot dude on dude action. I ain’t gonna lie.

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: "Nephicide" By Jogger (53 comments)

This is really great. I don’t know who this is, but the visuals really make it awesome. My favorite part is the dad’s reaction in the beginning. “Le sigh… well, have some juice.”

 +4Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: "Nephicide" By Jogger (53 comments)

Ron Burgundy upvotes 4LYFE!

 +33Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Quote Of The Day (55 comments)

People were born in the 90s?

 +1Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

In Videogum, I didn’t get cut off on the highway and crash my car. Life, folks. That happened in the real life I live. Last week was a bummer.

 +7Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: Kirstie Alley Tattoo, Son (41 comments)

Ha! Yeah, I was thinking along those lines. Judging by the ink on his arm, I’d say he’s no stranger to bad decisions!

 +8Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

Ha! That was my first thought! “What the hell is a dark coffee room?” NO CREAM, MILK, OR HALF & HALF! NO FLAVORED, NON-DAIRY CREAMERS!

 +1Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: This Is Your High School: Frayser High School (78 comments)

Just guys, guying around.

 0Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Blue Tooth Man (55 comments)

Joyce was a fart smeller. Lady-farts.

 +8Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: I Honestly Hope The Spider-Man Musical Is Delayed Forever And Ever (53 comments)

I think you’ve confused ‘creative industry’ with ‘making lots of money and doing lots of coke industry’. It’s okay, my little droid friend, it happens to a lot of us!

 +10Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: I Honestly Hope The Spider-Man Musical Is Delayed Forever And Ever (53 comments)

More like “SpiDURRRman” amirite?!

 +1Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

I see what you’re saying, and I agree with part of it. There’s no real reason to be so durn mean to Chet Hanks. His dad was Wilson! Come on!

He has every right to rap. And it’s good that he’s NOT rapping about being from the hood. He’s rapping about what he knows. I think it’s just that what he knows is.. you know, college life, and that shit is whack.

Not to mention he’s a biter. That song that someone posted above, the Black and Yellow song, was way better. Somebody noted that ‘real’ rappers do that all the time. Okay. But the rest of the music world calls that shit “copyright infringement’ and “theft.” Call it whatever you want, but I call it weak that Chet decided his FIRST single was going to be a complete ripoff of someone elses shit.

So, if I WERE to hate on young Hanks here, it would be because he’s soooooo fucking unoriginal and boring. But I won’t hate on dear old Chet, because who cares, right? Senor Chet doesn’t care, you don’t care, shit I don’t even care.

WHITEANDPURPLEWHITEANDPURPLEWHITEANDPURPLEWHITEANDPURPLE 4 LYFE.

 +3Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

It sounds like it to me. Couldn’t that get Chet in some serious copyright trouble?

Fuck her in a VERY uncomfortable place…

 0Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reed Alexander Is Still Terrible (73 comments)

Everything about this comment is wonderful.

 +1Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reed Alexander Is Still Terrible (73 comments)

I GET IT!

 +1Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reed Alexander Is Still Terrible (73 comments)

Lucky gasket!

Sorry, that was in poor taste.