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 +6Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: Juggalo Teen Hunger Force (35 comments)

This story made me realize how boring my life is. Thanks for that.

They should call it “Demon In A Bottle”. Get it? Now excuse me guys, I’m going to go spend the rest of my day voting for Joe Rogan in this week’s Comedy Central Stand-Up Showdown. Carlos Mencia is toast!

 +3Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed (150 comments)

In preparation for his role in the upcoming remake of The Exorcist. Diddy spent his Saturday night in the club getting vomited on by demon bitches.

 +7Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: Members Only (8 comments)

I love how you actually commented on Ebert’s blog. If they were to make a movie about you it would be call ed “An American PATRIOT: A MAN Without fucking BOUNDARIES”.

 +7Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: RT @timheidecker RT @ericwareheim (4 comments)

Only if you want to!

 +2Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (42 comments)

Julie Powers is such a bitch, But I love Aubrey Plaza so much. Kudos to you for the picture though.

 +5Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: Mini Daddy! Easily One Of The Top 10 Daddies Of All Time! (45 comments)

If Zanger Bob’s girl, Angela, ever got caught with Mini Daddy we could be seeing a major beef we haven’t seen since Pac and Biggie.

I would hate to be reading the paper one day and read that Zanger Bob’s power wheel got shot up by Mini Daddy’s posse with super soakers.

AWESOME! I don’t think they could put me in a booty-poppin coffin quick enough!

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel (72 comments)

“Maybe you should draft Phil Simms or Boomer Esiason.”

 0Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel (72 comments)

I thought the The League was the funniest show from last night. I thought the “pussy” conversation they had at dinner was greatest moment of the night.