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 +6Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: Juggalo Teen Hunger Force (35 comments)

This story made me realize how boring my life is. Thanks for that.

They should call it “Demon In A Bottle”. Get it? Now excuse me guys, I’m going to go spend the rest of my day voting for Joe Rogan in this week’s Comedy Central Stand-Up Showdown. Carlos Mencia is toast!

 +3Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed (150 comments)

In preparation for his role in the upcoming remake of The Exorcist. Diddy spent his Saturday night in the club getting vomited on by demon bitches.

 +7Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: Members Only (8 comments)

I love how you actually commented on Ebert’s blog. If they were to make a movie about you it would be call ed “An American PATRIOT: A MAN Without fucking BOUNDARIES”.

 +7Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: RT @timheidecker RT @ericwareheim (4 comments)

Only if you want to!

 +2Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (42 comments)

Julie Powers is such a bitch, But I love Aubrey Plaza so much. Kudos to you for the picture though.

 +5Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: Mini Daddy! Easily One Of The Top 10 Daddies Of All Time! (45 comments)

If Zanger Bob’s girl, Angela, ever got caught with Mini Daddy we could be seeing a major beef we haven’t seen since Pac and Biggie.

I would hate to be reading the paper one day and read that Zanger Bob’s power wheel got shot up by Mini Daddy’s posse with super soakers.

AWESOME! I don’t think they could put me in a booty-poppin coffin quick enough!

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel (72 comments)

“Maybe you should draft Phil Simms or Boomer Esiason.”

 0Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel (72 comments)

I thought the The League was the funniest show from last night. I thought the “pussy” conversation they had at dinner was greatest moment of the night.

 0Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: BREAKING: Oprah To Continue Being On TV! (6 comments)

Mad props on the Batman reference! You the man!

 +2Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: V: You Crazy For This One, Earthlings (47 comments)

I got more of a Battlestar vibe from it. The V are just like Cylons, you don’t know who to trust!

 +3Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Cuirtis "50 Cant" Jickson's New Mavie Looks Greet! (38 comments)

Dammit! I was thinking the same thing! You were just too speedy though! But I’m just glad old chap is finding work in this economy!

 +2Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Berenstain Bears: The Movie (43 comments)

HARHAR! You gots me doin da roflcopter!

 +7Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Berenstain Bears: The Movie (43 comments)

Little House on the Prairie? Go drink your prune juice, grandma!

I’m just teasing, I do enjoy watching Little House on the Prairie at times.

 +5Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (72 comments)

Don’t you have a dissertation or something to write, Professor?

 +2Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (72 comments)

The League was awesome. Although I do love Kroll and Scheer I was most excited to see Jon Lajoie (taco). I think the whole song he did at the kid’s birthday was the most hilarious thing to happen last night.

Also, I’ve been playing fantasy football since I was 12 and the jokes they made that were relevant to football didn’t seem like they would alienate any viewers due to a lack of football knowledge. It just seemed like when they would make a football joke then they would explain it afterwards, like the Keyshawn Johnson joke.

But anyways, last night definitely got my roflcopter off the ground.

 +2Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Nice Work If You Can Get It (25 comments)

Oh my god, Tony Cox was an EWOK! I think he is now my second favorite celebrity midget. (Second to Mickey from Seinfeld, of course.)

 +1Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Nice Work If You Can Get It (25 comments)

TONY COX!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185272/

 +27Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (70 comments)

I’m so glad they brought back the waitress. I tried to check Match.com last night to see if anyone has made a Charlie Kelly profile yet. But I went through the effort and ended up getting sidetracked and sending winks to this 35 year old divorced mother.

 +2Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don't Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore (67 comments)

Remember how in the comics they always say Batman inspired all these supercriminals? For example, there couldn’t be a Joker without Batman. I think the same thing goes with Da Cake Eatur. I don’t know if you are actually the cake eatur or just some sick and perverted concoction inspired by Da Cake Eatur. But I’m just waiting for you to infect everyone in Gotham with your Laughing Gas. Let’s just pray there is someone out there to save us…

 +2Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Disney Buys Marvel And Everyone Is All Professor Business Over Here (27 comments)

Why, your very welcome!!!!

 +5Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula (112 comments)

I watched this movie in the common room of my dorms during my first year of college. Needless to say, I had no clue what I was getting myself into. But then again that’s what I get for not knowing it was produced by Penthouse.

 0Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Disney Buys Marvel And Everyone Is All Professor Business Over Here (27 comments)

Paramount still owns the rights to The Avengers movie. As does Sony and Fox with Spider Man and X-Men, respectively.

 +1Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Disney Buys Marvel And Everyone Is All Professor Business Over Here (27 comments)

You’re absolutely right. I see this as a plus for Marvel Comics fans. Besides, with this extra revenue and security being provided from Disney I can see Marvel taking more creative chances and focusing on more original IP’s. Besides, I’m sure Disney is more interested in Film/TV deals when it comes to the Marvel Universe. But I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what comes of this.