Website: -
Find Me On:

Latest Comments


 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: This Friday Night Lights Tattoo Is The One True Tattoo (18 comments)

No!!!!! spoiler. I have two episodes left to watch in the series.

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Jennifer Lopez IS Carmen Sandiego! (53 comments)

Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that a children’s franchise is being turned into a movie inspired by the Thomas Crowne Affair? There’s lots of nakey and sex in that movie. I guess sex is the best way to steal someones Seoul in South Korea.

“Jeremy and He Plus Three”- coming spring 2012, the story of one lucky ego-maniacal bastard.

 +8Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

I used to think the X-Files opening sequence was amazing, but then I watched it the other day, and it was all grainy and silly. So, not a classic, but i think it was really cool for its time!

 +1Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E12: Season Finale (85 comments)

I hate to be a pain in the ass, but the whole vampires don’t have feelings thing that really bothers Gabe, while true in traditional vampire lore, is a rule that was thrown out long ago in modern depictions of vampires (Interview with a Vampire, for example). It’s clear that True Blood has chosen this modern, emotional vampire route, and they have never strayed from it. It is pretty much the only constant in the show. They all pine for their pasts, yata yata…

This is like when people say “Gay Americans”. What the hell is that?

People of other ethnicities are called [ethnicity]-American because there is something other than American going on there! Because they identify with a geographical location that is not America. Unless GAY is one of those weird place acronym bumper stickers, “gay american” just doesn’t make sense.

 +19Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

 +17Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

I don’t understand why they had to execute all of those people when the rapture is right around the corner…

 0Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Today We Are All These Lab Chimps (23 comments)

 +1Posted on Aug 31st, 2011 | re: iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions! (56 comments)

Don’t forget all the poop

 +1Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Nancy Grace Is Going To Be On Dancing With The Stars, OBVIOUSLY (35 comments)

but she’s really good at the Fox Tw@t!

yikes, that was gross. Ya’ll are doin’ the BOO Step

 +1Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Everyone In The World Watched The VMAs (16 comments)

Virtual Rubbernecking….. just as obnoxious
And it would be appropriate to describe that show as a train wreck.

 +9Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E10: Bombs Over Shreveport (33 comments)

I nominate Tommy for Best Death Rattle!

 +3Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: The Hunger Games Teaser Trailer, You Guys (18 comments)

Is the product placement for Papyrus greeting cards? cuz the Hunger Games logo looks just like those little gold sticker seals you get with thank you stationery.

 +1Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: 2011 MTV Video Music Awards (59 comments)

I don’t watch MTV, bu my husband is cooler than I am, so we caught some parts of the show. Here are some of very many problems:
1. WHHHHAAAATT was up with the woman sitting in that giant plastic throne/toilet thing who sang between commercial breaks. She was awful. I’m sure she’s also famous, but, again, i’m not cool.
2. I like Chris Brown even less now than I always did. What was the point of his even wearing a microphone? The worst

 +2Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (10 comments)

the best

 +7Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (10 comments)

Insert duckling gif from Louie here:

Wish I were better at interwebs

Crepe by Crepe (if pronounced with a short e) Ooh Baby

maybe they should do a late night/early morning drunnk/hangover food place called “Please Don’t Go Hurl”

 +2Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS? (26 comments)

OMG it’s Zelda from Pet Cemetery! And your family left you with her while they went on vacation.

 +5Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: Could The Woman In Black HAVE A Lazier Tagline? (67 comments)

…or is it dark blue… anyways, she’s real scary…

 +2Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

“Oh my god, now they’re going to go into the forest and fuck Mr. Tumnus,” my husband.

 +6Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Bridget Jones Diary 3? (59 comments)

Bridget Jones’ Diary 3: Barren and Lovin’ it!
Bridget Jones’ Diary 3: Got Sperm?

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (17 comments)

Ummm WWZ is not just for nerds. It’s for everyone. Please read it!!

I have faith that if you can read, you will like WWZ.

I think we should really be focusing our efforts on a campaign to get Dress for Success on the show to help get Oscar off the street.