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simply the best.

I feel like Mad Men is obsessed with fingering in general. ABF, I suppose.

 +3Posted on Apr 12th, 2012 | re: Thursday Morning Impossible Task Break! (9 comments)

Honeydew me a favor and help little Johnny pick up that melon.

 +43Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

I “UGH’ed” so loudly when they said “we went to Tahrir Square” that people probably thought I was dying.

 +4Posted on Dec 27th, 2011 | re: Favorite Animal Videos Of 2011 (17 comments)

It seems appropriate to offer a loving memorial to Heidi the Cross-Eyed Opossum here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNTHqxRQ49w

Good bye, the garbage can’s rose.

RIP HEIDI

It’s probably the goddam batman

Dammit it should have been “I didn’t exhale.” I blew it.

I am so high right now.

 +2Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Movies Of 2011 (80 comments)

Where is Enlarged to Show Detail: 2?

 +4Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Viral Videos Of 2011 (39 comments)

I suffered a similar reaction when I drank too much Homebrew.

 +5Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (90 comments)

That cuts out a lot of good stuff actually.

 +3Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (90 comments)

I respectfully completely disagree with your opinion. Haven’t seen much of SiP this year but Workaholics actually has pretty solid writing/jokes….I think it’s appeal crosses over the frat spectrum into the hearts and minds of mature adults that like to laugh.

 +5Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (90 comments)

Workaholics is the best.

 +22Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (90 comments)

I’ll bet you $20 the guys from Workaholics get down with some 311.

 0Posted on Dec 12th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Katy Perry And Robyn (55 comments)

RHYMES!

 +6Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (9 comments)

Alison Brie makes my pants tight.
UGHGROSSSORRY

 +6Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Happy Birthday, Leonardo DiCaprio! (15 comments)

I liked him in that movie where he washed his hands all the time.

 +5Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (5 comments)

To be fair, Jay-Z’s shirts say “Occupy All Streets” which is pretty much just a gangster ass t-shirt if you want my opinion.

 +25Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: The Classic Tablecloth Trick Done Perfectly, Again (16 comments)

In Soviet Russia, tablecloth trick YOUUUU

 +1Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5 (47 comments)

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 +8Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5 (47 comments)

Yeah I’m with you…I think it’s WC.

 +20Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5 (47 comments)

Sorry if we’re not doing gifs anymore. It’s been a while.

 +19Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5 (47 comments)

Jay Pharoh’s Lamar Odom? = meh Andy Samberg’s Kris Humphries = perfect.

 +8Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5 (47 comments)

And can I give a massive thumbs-up to KWiig for the “Just Kidding” bit? Come on yall that was amazing.

 +12Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5 (47 comments)

Adam Levine was rocking the pit stains like Jagger.