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 +2Posted on May 2nd, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Joan Isn't Just Like Everybody Else (62 comments)

Joan has commented on how handsome Don is before. She did in the very first season actually. People comment about how attractive Don and Joan are all the time.

And it’s not just something we’re “told” and not shown. They’ve show Don’s charisma in pretty much every episode, depressed, divorced Don episodes not included.

 +7Posted on Dec 14th, 2011 | re: Can We Talk About Tallafornia, The Irish Jersey Shore? (64 comments)

I am American and I have opened a beer bottle with my teeth in the past.

 +6Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Seriously, CALM DOWN.

And also, no more lists, about anything. I come here to screw around a little bit between classes. That’s really all this blog should provide.

 +1Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: David Foster Wallace Interview Outtakes (62 comments)

Just trying to elaborate.

 +2Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: David Foster Wallace Interview Outtakes (62 comments)

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be non-metaphorically tornadoed into a chain link fence. To be twistered basically.

 +3Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: David Foster Wallace Interview Outtakes (62 comments)

Dave Eggers has some Henry Miller in his early stuff. He’s also really honest. His nonfiction is very very compassionate. And yeah, he can be funny without being flippant.

 +4Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: David Foster Wallace Interview Outtakes (62 comments)

I’m just really a fan of the name David. That’s why Freedom sucked imo.

 +20Posted on Mar 8th, 2011 | re: CHET HAZE DISS TRACK! #GETDISSED (44 comments)

“Think you’re a rap star/ but I drink more than you” is my new favorite lyric ever. I’m probably going to say it about fifteen times to day to completely blank stares.

 +6Posted on Feb 18th, 2011 | re: Insanity (disambiguation) (39 comments)

I feel like this is the kind of post we would all get mad at Gabe for.

 +12Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Beware The Chemtrails Of ... February (73 comments)

Whoops, that’s your website CBS Atlanta:

 +6Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Meet Today‚Äôs Guest Blogger: Becca (64 comments)

Shit just got real.

 +19Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Ghostly Lovers (64 comments)

So we’re just going to gloss over the fact that this is totally ghost RAPE. Atticus Finch: “Ghost rape is a capital offense in the state of Alabama.” Ghost rapists: “I’m already a ghost you idiot.”

 +26Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Slapping on a link and a couple sentences is hardly a post. Calm down everybody. Videogum doesn’t have to be your moral compass.

 +3Posted on Dec 19th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

I agree with you pretty much 100% DS3M. Voice of reason here.

 +7Posted on Dec 18th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

Dude, you named names.

 +12Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

Yikes

 +20Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

Did you guys ever notice that videogum is only two letters away from Bidengum, because my incredibly clumsy fingers just did.

 +45Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

Can I just say, that I am a nerd. And like all nerds I have a variety of very focused interests, so I’ve been in a few web communities. And every single one of them think “there is no other place on the internet where people are this inteligent and level headed and funny.”

 +21Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

If only you had a catchy phrase you could use as a hash tag on twitter to help organize your call to arms.

 +7Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: The People Vs. Racist Soap (74 comments)

It washes your revitiigo right off, so calm down you politically correct people.

 0Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: Dan Quinn: The Movie (41 comments)

If you’ve never seen the video where he describes “the violin” you should. Or shouldn’t depending on how squeamish you are. Also you should definitely google X-Arm because that is just pure lol.

 +5Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Real Steel Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

Sigh. God forbid somebody make a fighting movie about a former legend of mixed martial arts from the days where the best in the world only got paid ten grand to show who’s body is breaking down but is forced to get knocked out at an Indian casino once a month for fifteen grand to stay alive, or the Jui JItsu Luta Livre wars in Brazil in the seventies, or the MMA boom in Japan. No, let’s make movies about robots fighting Channing Tatum or something.

 0Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Blah Blah Blah Superblah (65 comments)

And, like always, that Crank clip was the best part of this post. It even found a way to sneak a fuck in there. Love that movie.

 +20Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: The Best Viral Video Of 2010 (83 comments)

When I first watched this my initial thought was if the internet was really going to make fun of a clearly challenged individual, and then the middle fingers came out and all was right in the world.

 +58Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: BREAKING NEWS: HEAVEN DEFINITELY EXISTS! (190 comments)

I love how they through that little anti-abortion jab in there. ALL FETUSES GO TO HEAVEN!