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 +1Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: I'm Still Here (81 comments)

I nominate Welcome to Mooseport for WMOAT.

 0Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Routine Traffic Stop Lady (56 comments)

I would have grabbed the cop’s revolver and killed her if she were my girlfriend.

 -1Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Fading Of The Cries Is Tommy Wiseau's The Room But With Swords (59 comments)

Somebody thought the scene from Stephen King’s the Gunslinger–where Rolland kills wave after wave of the fanatical townsfolk of Tull–was awesome, but that it would be even more awesome if Roland had used a sword. Also–can we please get Adobe Aftereffects the fuck away from the talentless hacks of the world. It’s just too damn easy to make shitty special effects, only FASTER!

 0Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Cutest Cat Welcomes Us Back From The Break (26 comments)

I’m the weterer blanket. I hope that owner remembers this in a year when that cat is ruining everything of value with toxic cat piss and shredding everything it can’t pee on. I’d say cats are lame but domesticating animals is just dumb–unless they’re food. Good day!

Drew Barrymore + Ellen Page: We heard you like mediocre crap so we put mediocre crap in your mediocre crap so you can something while you something.

Can these two please stop wandering in front of cameras please.

No talent. Nothing to say.

-H

I said good day!

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: The Simpsons Has Stripped The Shark (43 comments)

On its absolute worst day the Simpsons is 100 times better than the best Family Guy episode.

I still watch the Simpsons and it’s still funny.

 -1Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino (205 comments)

C’mon. Please stop defending this racist crap. It’s a 130 minute long (130?!?!) “With all due respect” attempt at dodging responsibility for voicing racist beliefs. I love how we’re supposed to excuse the racist crap read from his will at the end because the lawyer says “I’m simply reading it the way it is written.” DON’T BLAME ME! /SHRUG /WINK THEWORST

 +4Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? (54 comments)

Torah Hyman

 -2Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino (205 comments)

You’re right. Racists don’t belong.

 +1Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino (205 comments)

(I’m not) Sorry, but movies that feature an old racist white guy who’s absolved through a meaningless act of self sacrifice need to die with their well meaning but still racist creators. F this clichéd hackneyed shite in the A.