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 +4Posted on Apr 9th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: 3rd Anniversary Open Thread (136 comments)

I am so tardy to this party, I worked all day. I wish I could have meant any of you. I left kinda early and even if I didn’t I’m super self-conscience so…

 +4Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: Fruit Gushers Review (80 comments)

But really lawblog, have you been to El Bulli?! Cause if so, jealous!

 +17Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Go To Bed, James Franco (76 comments)

He likes JOBS!

 0Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Well, The 2011 Day Of Prayer Looks Fucking Terrifying (90 comments)

Wawa? Are you from Philly?

 +3Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: I Think We Owe Reality Television An Apology (90 comments)

Krys, your VG pic is my FB pic, so seeing this at 4 in the morning my first thought was, I didn’t write that.

 +5Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Kourtney Kardashian "Acts" For 44 Seconds Without Messing Up! (48 comments)

If I weren’t lazy and knew how to post gifs (i’m old, computers scare me), I’d post on of Abby Elliot’s lawyer like person from SNL and say “she knows what you’re talking about.

 +7Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Kourtney Kardashian "Acts" For 44 Seconds Without Messing Up! (48 comments)

During college I was really into this show, so I have a soft spot for it, especially when I see the same characters are still on there (hello Blair and Christian). But jeez, One Life to Live, you’re really stretching my good will but putting that piece of cardboard on you. General Hospital didn’t do this to me, they got James Franco.

 +8Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: "Crying For America" Is Not A Good Song! (106 comments)

Not that this has anything to do with anything, but I wanted to share. One of the coolest thing I ever learned in my black history class was that the original Statue of Liberty had shackles around her ankles. The USA was all loosening their ties and pulling their collars and was all yea we can’t put that up like that cause, well, you know.

 +19Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: "Crying For America" Is Not A Good Song! (106 comments)

When he sings “is my generation”, totally thought he was going to drop an F-bomb, but then went with the wussed out “out of luck” Missed opportunity there. Also, Thanks, Video, for letting me know I can get this sweet song on iTunes.

 +3Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Two Benjamin Buttons Arguing (49 comments)

Clearly the one baby is taunting the other cause he has two socks. One sock baby doesn’t taunt easily, hence the laughing and the “talk to the hand” motions.

 0Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good News Report That Makes Sense And Is News (47 comments)

Exchange “literally” to “for real” and you have my comment after seeing this. Great minds, huh?

 0Posted on Mar 19th, 2011 | re: Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night: Official Music Video (8 comments)

I forgot the words, so all day after that episode aired I kept singing “Pulling down the Pants of the night.”

 +2Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: The Friday Morning Ritual (36 comments)

If by morning ritual, you meant freaking me out and giving me major willies, then yes, mission accomplished.

 +1Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad (133 comments)

Off-topic, I just introduced my 25 year old friend to this, she had no idea.

I’m totally asking my boss if I can leave work early for this. Also, my friends don’t understand my love of Videogum so I’m probably flying solo. If you see a girl acting like she’s waiting for someone, I’m not, come by and say hi.

 +1Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (210 comments)

Splice was horrible for one reason, bad decisions made for no good reason. Just horrible

 +51Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective (126 comments)

I just want to say, I don’t get to comment alot because of my job but when I get home I practically watch the sun come up reading these threads. What I’m trying to say is even though the regulars don’t know me, I’ve been here since the beginning and I feel like I know all of you. So from the bottom of my heart I wish all you Monsters a Merry Chrismakah and a Happy New Years!

 +4Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: Lonnie's Dog, Joby, Strikes Again (44 comments)

I swear I was just about to say the same thing.

 +3Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jeff Bridges And Eminem And Lil Wayne (74 comments)

Why thank you!!

 +8Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jeff Bridges And Eminem And Lil Wayne (74 comments)

See I thought Jeff Bridges fell flat. The only sketch that he starred in and I actually laughed was the gift wrapping one.

 +4Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion (137 comments)

Can we get this gay marriage into an ice cream analogy?

 +1Posted on Dec 14th, 2010 | re: Movies For Dudes: Tango And Cash (24 comments)

One of my favorites when I was a kid and just watched it again and it is still the best. FUBAR forever

 +2Posted on Oct 23rd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (145 comments)

I need more Jack impersonating Tracy in my life

 +5Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Bristol Palin Dancing On National TV In A Gorilla Suit, OBVIOUSLY (67 comments)

How is she still on this show? Her feet were barely moving and she has no rhythm…but yea, gorilla suit, ugh

 +3Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: The Romantics Trailer (92 comments)

I saw that trailer this weekend and SPOILER ALERT: Bowwow keeps the ticket, the bad guy gets knocked out by Ice Cube dressed as a old man. (Bigger SPOILER ALERT: No one, but no one, stands over him and says “you got knocked the fudge out” – hey it’s PG-13, people)