Mogway? Don’t feed that thing after midnight.

For being an ignorant bunch of monsters, it’s incredible how many Professors and Nobel Prize winners we have among us.

Norm MacDonald is exempt from the rules that govern cursing.

On one hand, I hope Gabe isn’t bluffing when he says he’ll vanquish you if you continue.

On the other hand, I can’t help but appreciate how you’re switching it up.

Can this get a ‘gas face’ tag? We need more of those.

…. maybe?
I swear it wasn’t you, it was me. Me growing breasts, I mean. They allowed me to make so many new mistakes. And I did. Oh, I did.

Once you can’t fall back into love, Cake.
But we’ll always have ‘Iz you rilly a squirrel?’