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 +10Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (44 comments)

I was already scrolling down from UFO when JCVD showed up, so that was exciting.

Best part of all this is clearly…

Tormented Brody: “It can’t be locusts.”
Subtitle: “It can’t be fucking locusts.”

 +20Posted on May 7th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones: Open Thread (91 comments)

I gotta admit, when Gwen left Downton to become a secretary, I was happy for her! But obviously I do not understand women’s rights or history or whatever, because I thought ‘secretary’ meant ‘person who types a lot and maybe answers phones,’ not ‘wildling who can seduce Jon Snow through three layers of fur.’

 +2Posted on May 1st, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Joan Isn't Just Like Everybody Else (62 comments)

This conversation has obviously passed its best before date, but… thank you, K&C, for coming to my web defense. As you point out, my sole reason for disliking Psych is how its filming often caused me great personal inconvenience. This is a constant problem in the Gastown neighbourhood of Vancouver, and also means I will never watch Fringe. Or Mission Impossible 4. Maybe 3. Whatever the most recent one was.

It’s also why I won’t watch films or shows with Joshua Jackson in them, since I once had to wait while he took what was OBVIOUSLY MORE THAN SEVEN ITEMS through the Express check-out lane at the local purveyor of sundries.

The defense rests, in Canadian spelling.

 +3Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Joan Isn't Just Like Everybody Else (62 comments)

Sorry, the double reference there was a bit misleading.

Big ‘phew’ to hear about the white flag on Ray Wise, though. I’ve never watched Psych, mostly because it used to constantly be filming in my building and I got sick of its craft service trucks hogging all the street parking. Nonetheless, I’m glad he’s cleaned up his act.

Of course, he’s lulled us into a false sense of security before! And we’ve already had it confirmed that someone is going to throw Pete Campbell out of a window…

 +16Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Joan Isn't Just Like Everybody Else (62 comments)

No mention of how Alex Mack’s dad is Leland Palmer? He’s probably (definitely) going to kill every female character on the show? Firestone, walk with me.

 +18Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Summer Jam 2012: "The Baddest" - Krispy Kreme (53 comments)

You’d think, if knew you were about to record the hardest track in history, you’d wait for a day where you didn’t have a cold.

 0Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

Stopped reading ‘real political debate’ comment after ‘it’s mandate.’ Don’t bring swords to gunfights, especially when those gunfights are for some reason being staged in the Monster’s Ballroom.

 +2Posted on Feb 24th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (26 comments)

The FP? Has the FP already been discussed somewhere? Because, if not, I feel like it is the only thing that should be discussed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK-Fbj_FV2I

It should also be re-titled ‘BEST PICTURE WINNER.’

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: California-Style Open Thread (45 comments)

CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDY BARS

 +6Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Roman Polanski Open Kitten Thread (138 comments)

Mogway? Don’t feed that thing after midnight.

 +40Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Roman Polanski Open Kitten Thread (138 comments)

For being an ignorant bunch of monsters, it’s incredible how many Professors and Nobel Prize winners we have among us.

 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Being White Is Hard Terrifying: Afterschool (37 comments)

HTML whoops. I meant to say I heart your new avatar.

 +15Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jenny Slate Is Fucking Famous Now (73 comments)

Norm MacDonald is exempt from the rules that govern cursing.

 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Being White Is Hard Terrifying: Afterschool (37 comments)

<3 your new avatar.

 +15Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (187 comments)

On one hand, I hope Gabe isn’t bluffing when he says he’ll vanquish you if you continue.

On the other hand, I can’t help but appreciate how you’re switching it up.

 +4Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: A Round Up Of Reviews Of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (52 comments)

Can this get a ‘gas face’ tag? We need more of those.

 +11Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (112 comments)

…. maybe?
I swear it wasn’t you, it was me. Me growing breasts, I mean. They allowed me to make so many new mistakes. And I did. Oh, I did.

 +18Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (112 comments)

Once you can’t fall back into love, Cake.
But we’ll always have ‘Iz you rilly a squirrel?’

 +42Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (112 comments)

I feel so betrayed by Da Cake Eatur. It’s like when you start high school and discover that your best friend from middle school is actually a loser.

 +2Posted on Sep 6th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 8 (268 comments)

She’s the Man on Fire

 +8Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Glenn Beck Is An Idiot (94 comments)

For such a fancy set, it’s a shame that he’s using office supplies from the 1970s.

Get a whiteboard, Glen Beck. Then maybe I’ll give you all the letters for your name.

 +1Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Mad Minstrels (30 comments)

Well, four introductions later, I’d say we’re pretty familiar.

 +1Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Bad Boys 3? (84 comments)

Bad Boys 3: Puberty
or
Bay Boys 3: Black Knight 2

 +4Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Oh, Captain Hook/Judge Won't You Throw The Book/At The Pirate (25 comments)

Seriously – “He found his marbles!”
I know he’s busy fighting crime or having fun at dinner or fueling our suspicions that he’s multiple accounts, but I wish Da Cake Eatur would show up to defend his favourite film.

 0Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (260 comments)

<3 you, Carrie.