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Whoa. I realize I am way late here, but I had no idea this website existed. And I have discovered that “…I would rather not have any discussion than have a derailed, re-centered, garbage discussion that implicitly dismisses the seriousness of institutional homophobia, thus creating an unsafe space for queer Shakers.” is a statement that has been written and exists in the world. I assume “Shakers” is their term for themselves, but I have much more fun reading that as the old-timey “Gift to be Simple” religion.
And yeah, even the Portlandia bookstore ladies would be immediately banned – possibly for asking a question, it seems.
He’s an odd dude. Stephen Hawking was his graduate school advisor, he is an expert in French cuisine, and he helped create Microsoft. In possibly the same podcast, he talked about his logical foray into cuisine, as cooking is really just all about thermodynamics. The mayor of Nerd Village.
And the patent thing is so confusing/awful. The actual point of his company is to have really smart people sit around and think up crazy ideas and then patent them without creating anything. Then they wait for other people to actually do those ideas and try to patent them and then they sue them. That’s the company. That’s basically all they do (although some portion of the company put out those $650 cookbooks).
“Women be shopping” -Jeff Dunham.
I am definitely doing it right.
Dear Anthony Bourdain,
You were right about Guy Fieri.
Love,
World
TANYAAAAAAAA!
My theory on the hypocrisy is rooted in the party leaders being old rich white guys and wanting to keep their crown as master decision-makers. So basically, anything where somebody else holds the power or is given opportunity to get what they need to have more power – the ladies deciding about their uteri, gay people getting to do what they want, the poors having access to things that could empower them, the ability for non-white non-rich people to emigrate here if they want – those things are all very bad and they want to have their hands in making sure those things don’t happen.
On the flip side, anything that affects things the old white rich guys like – shooting guns, money, having the ability to dump their company’s leftover toxic waste wherever they please – then that’s where small government is crucial.
The funniest part is they’ve gotten people who AREN’T old white rich guys to buy into this scheme! Hilarious! So you end up with Michele Bachman, who is basically the female gender’s equivalent to Dave Chappelle’s old blind guy who hates black people even though he’s black. It’s amazing.
We’ll always have 1985.
Ghost Writer quiz! Which one of these cast members was in my political science classes in college (Jeallousssss?) and now has a very successful voiceover career and – worlds colliding – did all the voiceover work for promos for The Hills? Coincidence? Probably not.
Bonus fact: This person is also the voice of Swiffer commercials. True story.
That movie was so so bad. Are we doing a Most Boring Movie of All Time hunt yet? Nominated! And I say that as someone who basically wanted to BE Samantha as a child/tween, because magical powers are awesome and she is sassy.
So I guess it would be hard to make it worse than that movie? But Hollywood is one to take on a challenge!




















My mother pointed this out to me about 10 years ago, and once you see it, it cannot be unseen. He even tried to get it fixed up at one point with invisalign, and apparently it didn’t really do anything.