It’s an inadvertent optical illusion, you dolts. A lock of hair obscures her right cheek in a way that perfectly mimics the contours of advanced age, especially the contours of older women with surgical stretchery. Simply cover it with your fingertip to see 15 years fade away. Apart from that, it’s a bad photo of an incredibly sexy and reasonably intelligent though nevertheless clueless Hollywood tool.

I do have to admit that the Madame Puppet shot was good.