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“Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.”

 +10Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (158 comments)

Shouldn’t there be a board or pieces or something to Jenga?

 +8Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

“You may remember me from such date’s as last night’s dinner.”

 +1Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood (111 comments)

“God can do it through a gracious loving way, he can also do it by cracking a whip.”

TWSS? That’s what…somebody said? Not sure who said it but please, tell me why it was said that way.

Obviously didn’t see this before I commented, whoops!

p.s. A CONFIDENT flavor.

I can’t concentrate on any part of that video after clicking on that SoBe link. No one else wants to talk about the birthday girl who enjoys modifying bullwhips and telling you some more stuff about bullwhips? NO ONE?

 +20Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: Stay Safe Out There, You Guys: Part Two (39 comments)

Maybe Daft Punk will finally stop hassling me in brightly lit sports bars now!

 +12Posted on Apr 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy (81 comments)

I once saw an eHarmony profile that asked the gentleman in question to list the three things he was most thankful for. He chose:

1. My family
2. America
3. Mountain Dew Code Red

I know now that it couldn’t have been this guy, because his list would have consisted of the following:

1. My fuckin kids
2. My fuckin Nikes
3. My fuckin Playstation 3 games

 +14Posted on Feb 26th, 2010 | re: Oscar In The Bathroom Watch: Kate Winslet Edition (43 comments)

Is it weird that as soon as I read this post, I was like, “well, duh, Emma Thompson does, didn’t everyone know that?” Stars of Sense & Sensibility be storin’ their awards near the toilet!

I just tried to fact-check and apparently she no longer stores them in the bathroom (in England, bathrooms are called lorries).

 +2Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Gwyneth Paltrow Work Out Routine (45 comments)

You own the soundtrack, don’t you? That’s okay, I own this movie on vhs AND dvd … :-(

 +2Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: Chris Matthews Forgot Barack Obama Was Black Last Night (101 comments)

Oh hey, Virginia monsters.

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sigourney Weaver Is Taller Than Most Women (20 comments)

I hope my sickly, disintegrating husk looks as good as Sigourney Weaver’s. Or at least for my wrinkles to be deep enough to hide more Werther’s Originals in! (Gross, sorry, not sure where that came from).

 +13Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: Will Somoene Please Design A Self-Potato T-Shirt Already? (55 comments)

I was working on my own version of this, but keeping “self portrait” and filling in the blanks with images of potatoes. I think I can be considered an expert on this because username.

Also, my version would read sort of like “self pootooot,” which is really just a bonus.

 +4Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

QI/Stephen Fry/Alan Davies in the Videogum comments? Can you guys see my other open tabs??

 +8Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer (311 comments)

Down to You. PLEASE, Down to You.

“It’s not the meaning of life, Alfred, it’s the feeling of life!”

 +2Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Beloved Giraffe Dies For Kevin James's Art (36 comments)

Giraffes? Giraffes :-(

 +8Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

- Stranger Who Will Kill Your First Wife After What You Thought Was a Hypothetical Conversation on a Train
- Monty Python and the Quest to Get Your Friends to Stop Quoting Monty Python All the Time, Gosh

 +13Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Watched Friends In One Sitting (28 comments)

Could this guy BE any more grimace-y?

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce (145 comments)

Down to You!

 +4Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: Brokencyde Doesn't Answer My Questions (50 comments)

I hate so much about the way you choose to be…?