Shouldn’t there be a board or pieces or something to Jenga?

“You may remember me from such date’s as last night’s dinner.”

I can’t concentrate on any part of that video after clicking on that SoBe link. No one else wants to talk about the birthday girl who enjoys modifying bullwhips and telling you some more stuff about bullwhips? NO ONE?

Maybe Daft Punk will finally stop hassling me in brightly lit sports bars now!

I once saw an eHarmony profile that asked the gentleman in question to list the three things he was most thankful for. He chose:

1. My family
2. America
3. Mountain Dew Code Red

I know now that it couldn’t have been this guy, because his list would have consisted of the following:

1. My fuckin kids
2. My fuckin Nikes
3. My fuckin Playstation 3 games

Is it weird that as soon as I read this post, I was like, “well, duh, Emma Thompson does, didn’t everyone know that?” Stars of Sense & Sensibility be storin’ their awards near the toilet!

I just tried to fact-check and apparently she no longer stores them in the bathroom (in England, bathrooms are called lorries).
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/thompson-moves-oscars-from-restroom_1092423