Surely Terry Gilliam’s “The Man Who Killed Don Quixote” is Terry Gilliam’s “Don Quixote of Movies”

There were one great big Lion called Wallace;
His nose were all covered with scars -
He lay in a somnolent posture,
With the side of his face on the bars.

Now Albert had heard about Lions,
How they was ferocious and wild -
To see Wallace lying so peaceful,
Well, it didn’t seem right to the child.

So straightway the brave little feller,
Not showing a morsel of fear,
Took his stick with its ‘orse’s ‘ead ‘andle
And pushed it in Wallace’s ear.

You could see that the Lion didn’t like it,
For giving a kind of a roll,
He pulled Albert inside the cage with ‘im,
And swallowed the little lad ‘ole.

I agree

I stole that from Simon Munnery; So I’m a dirty crook as well.

I’ve told them. They won’t listen.

I, for one, certainly enjoyed it.

Pretty sure he’s the Wahlburg boy they don’t like to talk about.

I find all of Love Actually hard to watch, due to it being the cloying mess from a simple minded saccharine circle jerk

But that’s just me

If my body’s turned into smoke, and burned

Will I make a tear in you eye ?

Say what you like, but that’s a lyric worthy of Bill Callahan

“I find your lack of tissues disturbing.”

WHOA! Let’s not start comparing fucktards like Pat Robertson to venerable institutions like The Flat Earth Society.

I laid down on my bed, closed my eyes, opened my legs, and thought of England

U sexy Margherita