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 +1Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: Let's Make It Facebook Official (66 comments)

Five male teenagers crossed paths with five lesbian pop stars in a classic body swap scenario a la The Hot Chick.

 +9Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday (60 comments)

Kirk’s finally the coolest guy in the room.

 0Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: This Is What We Say To This Week (8 comments)

I want to see this entire video in reverse. Music included.

Internet, get busy on this request.

 +7Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: "Gwyneth Paltrow Saved A Life On Sept. 11" (45 comments)

If any of you had dug into the 9/11 Conspiracy far enough, you would know that Paltrow was piloting both planes with a remote control from the comfort of her Mercedes SUV. Had she hit the jaywalking woman, the planes would have likely crashed into the ocean, saving thousands.

She had her motive…it all lead to this:

The other two planes were being flown by terrorists trying to stop Paltrow.
They obviously failed miserably.

With a little butter and salt, they taste a lot better than you might think.

 +17Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Wait, PETA Is Staging Non-Protest Protests Now? (40 comments)

If only PETA knew the truth about “CGI apes.”

It takes six live apes to create a single digital ape.
The process involves a buzzsaw and a large format scanner.

 +1Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Very Good "Banana Driving A Car" Video (27 comments)

I won’t be impressed until I see a banana flying a 747.

 +14Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Mariachi Band Serenades Beluga Whale (28 comments)

First we take one fun loving mariachi band:

Then we add one music loving Beluga whale:

We arrive at:

I once saw this in a math book a long time ago and now it all makes sense.

 +8Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Mariachi Band Serenades Beluga Whale (28 comments)

This whale is my new favorite person on the Youtubes.

 +2Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Exist And Walk Among You (23 comments)

Just wait until one of these drunkards crashes their nuclear powered saucer into a city center.

 0Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Exist And Walk Among You (23 comments)

Martin Gamal strikes again!

 +3Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden (97 comments)

Good thing Courtney’s mom was able to hook her up with a sugar daddy.
The bills for the robotic lip implants sure weren’t going to pay themselves.

 +5Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: R.I.P. El Chupacabra (1995-2011) (46 comments)

Clooney should unexpectedly shoot his co-stars in the crotch with a high pressure super soaker in the middle of a scene.

It’s everyone’s favorite wet pants gag.

 +12Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: What Is Sarah Michelle Gellar's Comic-Con Disguise? (27 comments)

Throw ‘em off real good-like.

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: "There Are 352 Feet In A Yard" Is OUR Generation's Self-Potato (31 comments)

Jennifer has always measured feet using this:

 +7Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Robot Mouth Says "Go Back To Bed" (33 comments)

This robot mouth is on a collision course with a huge lawsuit filed by a very lonely man.

 0Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: What Is This Expanding Light Thing? (30 comments)

Martin Gamal launched his special effects demo reel into space after being rejected by all Earth based special effects companies.

 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Courtney Stodden Would Like You To Like Quit Like Bullying Like People (78 comments)

Inspiring actresses since 2011

75% of foot related assaults are perpetrated by an opposing foot.

This is clearly the newest awareness raising video by the Norwegian League of Quality Housewives.

Crappy housewifery is growing into a serious worldwide epidemic.

 +3Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Thank God It's Fnightmares (54 comments)

I wasn’t sure if I was properly pacified, until the Orcas showed up.
Let the alien invasion commence.

 +1Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: An Important Message To Sophomores About Prom (78 comments)

If this was my daughter, I would volunteer her for a one-way space mission to search for and destroy all extraterrestrial sophomores.

“Hey Molly! Doesn’t Jimmy Frankensteen look JUST like James Franco?!?!”

 0Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: 10 Tips For Hosting A Royal Wedding Viewing Party (118 comments)

They should keep this royal wedding crap between themselves and their 61.8 million closest friends.