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 0Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: Oy Vey! This Movie Looks Terrible! (51 comments)

Dear Gabe,

Thanks for another reason to continue being a self-deprecating non-practicing Jew.

-Her?

 +3Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: District 9 (125 comments)

District 9: The intersection of Shindler’s List, The Fugitive, and The Fly. Huh? Huh? You guys like that?

 +23Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Brings Magic And Wonder Back To Child Rape-Homicide (45 comments)

Say hi to your dead daughter for me, alright?

 +6Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: Sherri Shepherd Gets A Bikini Wax, And The Prophecy Comes True (31 comments)

Uh, does anyone else think that they pulled WAY TOO MANY strips off of Sherri Shepard’s private area for said privates to be even remotely of a not terrifying size?

Oh my god.

 +5Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People (96 comments)

I totally understand what you’re saying, but I think you’ve kinda Videogum-ed this movie too hard. I thought that the first half of the movie was actually really funny, and I’m almost 60% sure that I’m not an idiot (I like Arrested Development, Eastbound and Down, Party Down, 30 Rock, and NOT Entourage. That’s virtually an I.Q. test, right?). If you’re going to claim that you don’t think that dick jokes and feigned homosexuality are not funny, then I call foul.

My favorite thing about Videogum is that you take seemingly idiotic, often obscure and always bizarre content and illuminate the hilarious or hilariously sad aspects for us all to enjoy/ =( at. That’s why I agree with you about the entire second half of Funny Peopl; it sucked! I don’t like getting beaten over the head with whatever lesson or moral Judd Apatow thinks that he’s learned over the years either, but come on! The first half of this movie was hilarious and easily on par with his other movies.

Find the =) in things, my friend.

I’ll try and take my own advice when this comment is voted into negative integers faster than you can say “Woof”.

 +13Posted on Jul 23rd, 2009 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Recipe For Roasted Chicken (95 comments)

I applaud your courage, Kendall.

 +25Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Newsbusted: Oh Look, It's Another Attempt At A Conservative Daily Show (73 comments)

Wait wait wait wait, that NBA joke is just straight up racist! Come on Videogum, I hate to start my day with reminders of how scarily and unapologetically racist right-wing America is!

 +10Posted on May 5th, 2009 | re: Huggy, Learny How I Met Your Mother Saved By Guided By Voices Song (20 comments)

P.S. I don’t like Sarah Chalke on this show and her return makes me very angry.

 +5Posted on May 5th, 2009 | re: Huggy, Learny How I Met Your Mother Saved By Guided By Voices Song (20 comments)

Best moment: “I’m sorry, but is there a land bass I don’t know about?”

The person who mixed this song needs to be in jail. Send him to jail, Gabe.