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 +17Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 5 (253 comments)

“Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo!”

 +6Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

So much of today was definitely The Worst, but Lindsay – you’re anything but. Thanks for all the great writing/sharing/commiserating!

 +11Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: That's It, I'm Retiring After Today (122 comments)

While it’s true that YOU ARE TEARING [US] APART, LI[NDSAY]!, I don’t doubt that you’ll have great things to share with us from beyond the Videogum veil. Keep us in the loop!

 -16Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“Tough-guy ‘Home Improvement’ grunt” – Tim Allen

 +39Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Scenes From The Hilariously Pointless "Fire David Letterman" Protest (94 comments)

Who will stop the rise of these verbal pedophiles, these mouth-rapists? JAY LENO.

 +17Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Could Anything Be More Boring For A Movie Plot Than Online Gambling? (30 comments)

High stakes Facebook quizzing!

 0Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: Jimmy Fallon Interviewed "Zack Morris" Last Night (48 comments)

This was great. Looking forward to a hijinks-filled reunion!

 +2Posted on Apr 27th, 2009 | re: The Internet, Explained By Moms In Mom Jeans (23 comments)

I wish I could feel the power the way I used to.

 +5Posted on Apr 14th, 2009 | re: Terrence Howard Is Just Riding The Beautiful Go-Cart Of Life (8 comments)

I’ve always seen life as more of a Razr scooter, zipping along until a pothole (CRISIS/EMOTIONAL OBSTACLE) momentarily ends the ride. But we get back up!

I think it’s great that MTV is giving the series a global spin, introducing the audience to new countries and cultures. It’s like The Amazing Race with VD!

 +9Posted on Apr 13th, 2009 | re: Turns Out Woody Harrelson Is The Best (13 comments)

Then it’s settled, again – Kristen Stewart is not a bitch! She is merely defending herself from media vampires!

 +13Posted on Apr 9th, 2009 | re: Ed Westwick Is Fat, And He Ruined His Pants (15 comments)

Between Chuck’s fat-ruined pants and Hugh Jackman’s pee-ruined pants… well, this has been a bad year for pants.

 +16Posted on Apr 2nd, 2009 | re: The Bruno Red Band Trailer, You Guys (37 comments)

Best comedy with dildos this summer, I’m calling it.

 +6Posted on Mar 24th, 2009 | re: You Make My Day Makes My Day (48 comments)

Between the robbers and the horses and the WTF, this has been a great day for Videogum. Let’s all celebrate!

Try Mannequin with Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall. Ridiculous start to finish. I can’t wait to read your take on Pay It Forward.

 +22Posted on Mar 18th, 2009 | re: The Lost Season 5 Drinking Game (17 comments)

If I die playing this game in 2009, does that also negate my existence in 1974? When am I?

 +9Posted on Mar 17th, 2009 | re: Away We Go Looks Like One Of *Those* Movies (48 comments)

How do you fit in Carmen Electra? Does she play the wacky aunt always taking off her clothes? Or the emotionally constipated English professor?

 +3Posted on Mar 17th, 2009 | re: Rockville, CA: So It Begins (17 comments)

Chuck is honestly one of the better shows on television right now – well written and with consistently strong performances, especially from Zach Levi and Yvonne Strahovski. It probably won’t get another season, but it’s definitely “major Schwartz.”

 +2Posted on Mar 10th, 2009 | re: You're Not Going To Believe What This Is A Commercial For (22 comments)

What an awful turn – I was legitimately moved by that commercial until the Coke reveal. Though like others, I was expecting worse. Maybe Sheinhardt Wig Company?

 +1Posted on Mar 5th, 2009 | re: Diddy Is The Black John Kilduff (3 comments)

An artist, a lover, and a scientist – let’s raise those OG Diddys to Daddy, a man for our times. LIFE COULD BE WORSE.

 0Posted on Mar 3rd, 2009 | re: Oh Yes, There Will Be Candy Land (7 comments)

My only hope is that they stay faithful to the brand and build some sort of Hasbro film universe, culminating in the 2012 release of the psycho-sexual thriller, “Don’t Wake Daddy.”

 +2Posted on Feb 26th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Mickey Rourke Celebrates His Oscar Win (16 comments)

This was fantastic, Gabe. Pitch-perfect and surprisingly touching.

“Not Penny’s Cake.”

 +1Posted on Feb 18th, 2009 | re: Is This Watchmen Condom The Worst Promotional Item Ever? (17 comments)

Warner Bros.’ marketing department has gone f*cking crazy. Just who is this movie for, exactly? … Also, where can I get mine?

 +13Posted on Feb 18th, 2009 | re: No Eric Nies, You Were Not Almost Batman (23 comments)

Eric Nies will never give up, because he “doesn’t know what that means.” Add that to an already lengthy list.