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 +5Posted on Sep 19th, 2013 | re: Aaron Paul Pet Puppies On Jimmy Kimmel Live Last Night (25 comments)

Was that Huell that brought in the first puppy??

 +3Posted on Aug 19th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E10: The Subplot Wore Louboutins (98 comments)

I assume that having that much cash on you raises questions about how you got it, and more often than not it comes from drugs?

 +4Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

I doubt this will be seen because it is now Monday and this was posted on Friday, which in ~Internet Time~ is approximately 700 years ago. I started reading this blog in 2010, and while I don’t comment nearly as much as I used to, I still read every article and (almost every) comment. I’m a huge fan of Gabe’s writing style that is at once snarky and sincere. It has been a pleasure to be a part of this community and I wish Gabe the best of luck in the future! Also, marry me!

He’s definitely got the “arms spaghetti” part nailed down.

 +19Posted on Jun 3rd, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men) (93 comments)

I should have known never to trust Argus Filch.

 +5Posted on Oct 31st, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Little Girl (22 comments)


 +10Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Donald Trump's October Surprise Is Here (55 comments)

What the actual fuck. Seriously.

 +2Posted on Oct 10th, 2012 | re: A Few Things That Would Be More Impressive Than This Video (14 comments)

What an asshole. A beautiful, perfect asshole.

 +24Posted on Jul 30th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E03: Don't Fly Too Close To The JERK! (54 comments)

Clear eyes, full hearts, LANDRY CLARKE!

 +5Posted on May 7th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now? (136 comments)

They’ve been dropping so many suicide hints lately!

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies (155 comments)

Man of the Bounce House

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies (155 comments)

Birthday Party Monster

 +15Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies (155 comments)

Over the Hills Have Eyes

 +2Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Female Comedies (173 comments)

Better Homes and Garden State

 +3Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Female Comedies (173 comments)

Mr. Mom Jeans

 +6Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad (133 comments)

Perfect username!

 0Posted on Feb 25th, 2011 | re: The Videogum 2011 Academy Awards Pool (177 comments)

Best Picture
The King’s Speech

Best Actor
Colin Firth–The King’s Speech

Best Actress
Natalie Portman–Black Swan

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale–The Fighter

Best Supporting Actress
Hailee Steinfeld–True Grit

Best Director
David Fincher–The Social Network

Best Original Screenplay
The King’s Speech

Best Adapted Screenplay
The Social Network

Best Foreign Film
Biutiful (Mexico)

Best Animated Film
Toy Story 3

Art Direction
Robert Stromberg (Production Design); Karen O’Hara (Set Decoration)-Alice in Wonderland

Roger Deakins-True Grit

Costume Design
Colleen Atwood-Alice in Wonderland

Documentary Feature
Inside Job

Film Editing
Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter-The Social Network

Sound Editing
Richard King-Inception

Sound Mixing
Lora Hirschberg, Gary A. Rizzo and Ed Novick-Inception

Visual Effects
Tim Burke, John Richardson, Christian Manz and Nicolas Aithadi-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

 +6Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Good News/Bad News, Detroit (53 comments)


 +36Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: How Jurassic Park Got Velociraptors Wrong (74 comments)

 +7Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jeff Bridges And Eminem And Lil Wayne (74 comments)

I think it’s because he directs a lot of the digital shorts. It might be his choice to only have bit parts.

 +4Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Paul Rudd And Paul McCartney (84 comments)

I live in Farmington!

 +8Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Real Steel Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

LOLOLLL. I was an extra in this over the summer. It was awful. I might be on screen, but I’m not sure if I want to pay (and sit through the movie) to find out.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my pre-teen idols fa-laaaaaaaaaming.

 +15Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Ugh Alert: Charlie Sheen To Cameo On Season 2 Of The Walking Dead (69 comments)

At least he won’t be speaking? #staypositiveyouguys

This is something I can really get behind.