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Macho Man stamps. Oh yeah.

 0Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

I don’t know who Carly Rae Jepsen is but I youtube’d her song and it’s got 75,667,524 hits.

 +6Posted on May 25th | re: That's Your Lawyer: Adam Reposa (39 comments)

This guy is Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore.

You have a point facetaco. Kids don’t wipe their asses properly. That hamper is skid mark city.

I’m impressed how clean the kid’s karate gi is. I took classes as a kid and my pants had mustard and maple syrup stains all over them.

 +4Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

Do some research on Google Images. It’s more common than you’d think.

 +8Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

How the hell did they get ALF on the air in the first place? His nose looks like a wrinkled penis.

 +12Posted on May 22nd | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo (61 comments)

I’M TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.

 +8Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

Did you notice a sign out in front of my battleship that said Dead Alien Storage?

 +1Posted on May 18th | re: Being Upset About Sports Is For Children (25 comments)

 +11Posted on May 17th | re: An Old Man Shows You How To Do Something (20 comments)

Flying bottle caps are no joke.

 +4Posted on May 17th | re: Joe The Plumber Is Running For Congress, A Sketch Comedian (38 comments)

Have fun fitting Wurzelbacher on a bumper sticker.

 +5Posted on May 15th | re: At Home Pranking With Kate Beckinsale (20 comments)

Len Wiseman is getting off light. I had to IMDB who he is and he’s responsible for all the Underworld movies. If I was Beckinsale I’d be gluing werewolf cocks to his forehead.

 +1Posted on May 8th | re: How To Poop Like A Child (14 comments)

That girl in 30 years. She’s going to be real life I Wanna See You Poop sketch from Little Brittan.

 +8Posted on May 2nd | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (13 comments)

Jessie the talking sheep sounds like Booger burping in Revenge Of The Nerds.

 +5Posted on May 2nd | re: This Ashton Kutcher "Dating Video" Is Incredibly Upsetting (40 comments)

Heavy racism*

*Birdie num num

 +5Posted on May 1st | re: Speakeasy With Paul F. Tompkins (9 comments)

Interviewing while drunk. You’re going to be seeing Paul make this face a lot.

 +31Posted on May 1st | re: Girl Stuff: Learning Self Defense (29 comments)

Touch home plate and you’ll get a turd.

 +30Posted on May 1st | re: Girl Stuff: Learning Self Defense (29 comments)

Why wait until you’re in a rape situation? Be proactive ladies and just shit your pants before you leave the house.

 +26Posted on May 1st | re: Who Should Play Mowgli In The Live-Action Jungle Book?! (25 comments)

 +6Posted on Apr 27th | re: We Should Definitely All Enroll At Benedictine University (27 comments)

Nice job. Squiggly pencil marks = iconic music video.

You know that pic is 8 years old because William Hung has a bigger gut than Louis in it.. Those days are over.

You tell me.

Wheat Thins are hip all of a sudden? I remember Sandy Duncan doing these ads.

 +3Posted on Apr 26th | re: Motivational Video: "Granny Dragging Kid" (10 comments)

I am a germaphobe and all I can think about is the proximity of that kid’s face to the floor and people walking on that floor with their filthy shitty shoes. It’s like Contagion x1000.