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RE lowest rated comment: I realize the associate editor has to write something but go fuck yourself you judgmental cunt.
Worst hangover story or best suicide story?
I subscribe to the Fight Club airport scene dildo etiquette. Never imply ownership. Use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Shuck your own corn mom and dad. I’m dying my hair teal and taking a nap in the library.
Candle In The Wind for generation douchebag.
A heavyset woman of color not familiar with the Johnny Cash songbook sounds about right. It’s not like she flubbed an Anita Baker clue.
Straight out of a Trailer Park Boys episode.
What has 5 balls and rapes Mexicans? THE LOTTERY
I think Gabe just got away with making a retard joke.
Fuck Leno and Fallon. I want Late Night With Louie for Christmas.
Pacific Rim is a good porno title too if you like Asian ladies.
Only a matter of time before some prankster glues on a wax prosthetic and restores the statue’s nose to Leprechaun era Aniston.
Lets meet in the middle with bald animals dressed like Santa.
WTF is going on with this goddamn outfit?
Watch it on mute and this is creepy. The kid moves like a demonic marionette.
This is just a big fuck you to third world babies.
Good early news on Django Unchained I guess but a Big Bang Theory nomination makes me suspect.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
I found a pic. It kinda looks like James Franco’s mustache.
Lets cut the crap and find some de-pixelated pictures of this wardrobe malfunction.
7… Minute… Abs.
I’d rather watch a Cleavland steamer variations video.
$30 a pair at Neiman Marcus. Sofia Vergara is on the phone this morning getting to the bottom of why her crap is selling at Kmart.
If I was Larry David I would give this kid a sewing machine for his birthday.