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Canadian transvestite and friend observe statue.

 +10Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (144 comments)

Speaking of birthdays… DAVID BOWIE just turned 66, and RELEASED THE FIRST NEW ALBUM in 10 YEARS!

[insert happy dancing gif]

 +7Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (144 comments)

Today I realized, again, I’m not that different from everyone else after all.

 +2Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

Be assured, the patient’s prognosis is positive, recovering without complication and will be living more comfortably.
The repair of my marriage, however, will be considerably more difficult.

 +11Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

Yes, Kelly’s mom, the vertebrae in the neck. (This is Kelly’s mom, right?)

 +21Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

Halfway through the performance of a cervical spinal fusion procedure, I realized I have never loved my wife.

I had to let heem go. (HAR! HAR! HAR!!)

 +3Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: Which Robot Would You Rather Hang Out With? (34 comments)

 +2Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: Quote Of The Day (38 comments)

I am often confused with this man:

 +8Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: The Perfect Crime: Robbing 7-11 In A Gumby Costume (33 comments)

 +1Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Operation Watch This: Tim And Gelman Have Lunch (9 comments)

 +3Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Let's Update Beetlejuice 2 3 Tha Kidz (38 comments)

Coming this October.. the corpse of Michael Jackson is resurrected from a scale model of Neverland Ranch, itching to once again allegedly participate in questionable activity with minors in: Jesusjuice!

ugh, what’s wrong with me?

 +4Posted on Aug 31st, 2011 | re: And So It Begins: Twin Towers Supercut (28 comments)

Heisenberg seems critical of Dan Meth. Put away your differences, rival drug cooks. We’re all Americans.

you can always tell a Milford man

 +1Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: 2011 MTV Video Music Awards (59 comments)

i hear you, rootmarm (great name).. now i see what you were saying. I re-read the facetaco post and your comment makes more sense as a reply. busy thread guys but good dialogue!

 +6Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: 2011 MTV Video Music Awards (59 comments)

Hi, I’m head pants now, and I’m an addict. [Hi.]

Admitting defeat means acknowledging your incapacity to drink/use successfully, and that use of mind or mood altering drugs has caused unmanageability in your life in whatever form. “Defeat” is the admission that the mental (in the form of obsession and compulsion) and/or physical (withdrawal) allergic reaction to a substance is stronger than your own willpower alone. This admission is different for everyone depending on their definition of unmanageability and their tolerance of pain. When we admit we are defeated, I take that as meaning we admit we MIGHT need help from other people who have experience with the same problem. That’s it. It works for some, it doesn’t for others. Just like any other church/cult/group therapy/entertainment blog.

These are my personal views and do not represent AA or NA or any other A group. But I’ve had personal experience here and thought I’d chime in.

 +1Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: Celebrity Hero Watch: Brad Pitt Is Our New Celebrity Hero (23 comments)

Rebutted:

 +9Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: Could The Woman In Black HAVE A Lazier Tagline? (67 comments)

Check out the cover art for “Spooky Scary” :


Not only do I believe in it, I’d hit it.

 +3Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E06: Did Friggen Shakespeare Write This Episode? (42 comments)

 +12Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: True Blood S08E09: Werewolf Gang Kill Them All (45 comments)

I was going to Photoshop a Martin Luther King Jr. pic with vampire teeth. But, I decided to get the other three letters in my EGOT before going for lowest rated comment.

 +6Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Kim Kardashian Wedding Open Thread Or Literally ANYTHING ELSE Open Thread (105 comments)

I did not eat this today:

 +8Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Kim Kardashian Wedding Open Thread Or Literally ANYTHING ELSE Open Thread (105 comments)

 +6Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (38 comments)

Good job monsters! Patrick M you made me LOL all over the place with that one!

 +2Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Man Wearing A Horse Mask Playing The Piano (35 comments)

way to pony up, frank