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 0Posted on Jan 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Girl Is Not A Werewolf (47 comments)

Perhaps we now know who was behind the ’3 Wolves howling at the moon” meme.

 +18Posted on Jan 29th, 2010 | re: God Hates Lady Gaga (60 comments)

Yeah, so Lady Gaga might not be my favorite artist of all time, but “Lady Gay Gay”? Really, Westboro Baptist Church? Did you poll some 4th-graders first to collect these hardcore zingers? Who’s next? Meg Ryan as Fag Ryan? Jason Bateman as Jason Satan?

Am I satisfied with the number of question marks in this post? Yes? …. ?????

 +7Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: Wall Street 2: Greed Is Old (32 comments)

Wall Street 2: Electric Greedaloo???

*hangs head sadly*

 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: Avatar Is The Highest-Grossing Movie Of All Time (26 comments)

Aw, crap. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize that Cameron just made a quadrillion dollar version of the Smurfs.

 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: Avatar Is The Highest-Grossing Movie Of All Time (26 comments)

I read somewhere where Janet Reno Cameron said that he’d spent over 10 years developing Avatar. I’d believe that. I’d guess about 19 years…that’s how long it’s been since Dances with Wolves came out, which has the same exact f’n story.

 +6Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: American Dunkleman! (16 comments)

Dunkleman looks like an alternate-reality Ray Romano – where Ray is bitter, angry, and (dare I say it?) nobody loves him.