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“I love you, Emma. There. I finally said it.” — Shue has, obviously, been memorizing Harlequin Romance novels. This line made me want to vomit.

 +1Posted on Jun 6th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (122 comments)

Upvote a million!

 +8Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

Oh my god. Pepsi was literally just spewed all over my room. UPVOTE.

 +11Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

1.) I cried tears of joy when Zoe got the Sweeney Todd.

2.) I’ll miss the show, of course, but my Wednesday afternoons will be tragically empty of Gabe’s Lost humor, and that makes me very sad. :(

 0Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E15: How Do You Say "R.I.P." In SPOILER ALERT? (178 comments)

And apparently she stopped bleeding once she emerged from the water, because when she stumbled upon Jack and Sawyer there wasn’t even a hole in her shirt, let alone blood.

Winwood must be in heat this round.

Not graphically depicted.

 +2Posted on Apr 28th, 2010 | re: South Park "Scandal" Open Thread (207 comments)

Gross.

 +1Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Let's Not And Gabourey We Sidibed (Uh, what?) (95 comments)

Precious made me want to cry and throw up simultaneously. I think it goes in the same category as The Passion of the Christ, and that category is “Egad, I’m Never Watching This Again”.

 +4Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 | re: Would You Like To Buy a JAIL CELL? (102 comments)

This makes me think 2012 can’t come soon enough.

 0Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe (161 comments)

She was seriously the worst of them all. Especially the sequence with the slow-motion head banging. I half-expected snakes to start slithering around her head!

 -7Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E12: Desmond Is My Constant (160 comments)

Huh?

 +2Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E12: Desmond Is My Constant (160 comments)

“JuJu- I want the McMansion Castle.” — (Caleb Nichol) Widmore.

What’s with this guy playing “bitter old miserable man” character in everything?

 +2Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Down To You (265 comments)

Please, please, PUH-LEEEEZE, The Blue Lagoon. Please.

 0Posted on Mar 28th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe (161 comments)

Yeesh. I still dig you, Gabe.

 -1Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy (260 comments)

I would like to nominate The Blue Lagoon. All I could think of was WMOAT and the things Gabe could come up with to make me giggle.

 +5Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E08: Rise N' Shine, Applesauce! (116 comments)

Right? Why didn’t she just stab her from behind? She was sneaky enough to spring on her without anyone noticing…

I forgot to mention that this movie is, somewhat, based on a book called The Confessions of Max Tivoli. Perhaps Gabe would like the book more than the film-version?

I’d just like to say that, while people are getting frustrated with Gabe’s “negativity”, it’s the main reason I love to tuning in to this site. Is he sarcastic? Yes. Is he negative? Yes. Can he be a bit hypocritical at time? Yes. But he makes me laugh my ass off, so I take it all with a grain of salt and let him brighten my days with snarky cynicism.