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 +1Posted on Feb 1st, 2012 | re: That's Your Coffee: David Lynch Coffee (45 comments)

I had this coffee! My brother got it for me in high school (I was very cool in high school). But it came in a can. and it had his face on it. And it said:

“It’s all in the beans… and I’m just full of beans”

 +7Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: The Perfect Crime: Real Life Weekend At Bernie's (44 comments)

my boyfriend and i think the same.

 +4Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The University Of Montreal Students Who Wore Black Face (120 comments)

hahaha. L’Axle Foley.

 +4Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: The Amazing Spider-Man Teaser Trailer, You Guys (41 comments)

You know what’s cooler than a million dollars?

MARTIN SHEEN.

 +7Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Cover Of Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine" (36 comments)

yup. incepted your ass.

 +5Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Cover Of Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine" (36 comments)

Or, if that is in fact his mother in the background, attention. Of any kind.

This video is nothin but :(

Of course, if its porn, whatta dummy! And he can’t even play good! Ha!

 +21Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: This Racist Vlogger Needs To Rest Her Case! (93 comments)

Hahahaha. This guy.

 +1Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: Barack Obama Continues To Be Adorable (28 comments)

: *

 +2Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: Barack Obama Continues To Be Adorable (28 comments)

Tell us which one! You gatheraroundtheoakenTEASE!

 0Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Absolute Power

-Hackman titles only, folks

 0Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Night Moves

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Unnecessary Roughness

 +2Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Falcon Heene's Balloon Now Only $1,000,000! (37 comments)

Ah. That’s my favorite movie.

Richard Heene: He’d kill us if he had the chance.

 +3Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: I Don’t Know How She Does It Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

I’m the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hop you feel it too (feel it too)
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the next to be with you.

 +4Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell (24 comments)

I tried it with “Smirnoff Ice.” And it worked.

Ohhh, you were being topical in the last post.

Is there coffee in that diaper? You diabolical genius, you?

 +11Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell (24 comments)

Indonesia, and yes:

http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2010/11/26/the-50-cup-of-cat-poop-coffee/

You are a such a gross supervillain, bro.

 +18Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell (24 comments)

That anagrammed name isn’t fooling any of us. I know you’re Cat O. Cafe, coffee-loving feline and supervillain bent on world domination and also isn’t the rarest and most expensive coffee the one that the cat’s poop out in Korea or something?

 +3Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell (24 comments)

Or Yo La Tengo.

#stereovideogum

 +3Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell (24 comments)

A Mayor McCheese reference always brightens my day. He’s still on the side of the McDonalds on Washington in Hoboken.

And that, my friends, is far and away the best thing about Hoboken.

 +2Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let's Name The Kardashians' New Book (86 comments)

I swear I’m not a plagiarist snorter. I just saw this. Twinsies 4 life.

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let's Name The Kardashians' New Book (86 comments)

meaning i snorted. at how funny that was.

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let's Name The Kardashians' New Book (86 comments)

snorted.

thanks.

 +5Posted on May 23rd, 2011 | re: The Muppets Trailer, You Guys (60 comments)

I am 24 and all about this shit.