Full Metal Jackee: Oooh Mary cut edition.

There’s Something Wrong with Watson.

The Namesteak

finally. eve starring in a movie not set in a barber/beauty shop. reach for the stars, eve!

also: (‘girls just wanna have fun’ – military dad + pageant mom – dancing + ‘roll, bounce’) + (‘to wong fu, thanks for everything, julie numar’ – transgendered mentors + sassy female mentors) = ‘whip it.’

i’m actually pretty excited that “Kate Bush” is a viable genre again.

it actually will be kinda a change. i remember the main character being really duplicitous and calculating (so that he could get into that sweet, sweet indian vagina) which are not characteristics we’ve really seen cera play, unless you count him trying to trick maeby into making out with him which wasn’t really the same thing. this movie may be to him, what ‘poison ivy II: lily’ was to alyssa milano.

he’s not a boy, not yet a man-child.

Nocturnal Emission on Elm Street III: Dream Warriors

Osama is such a Miranda!