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 +1Posted on May 1st, 2012 | re: Girl Stuff: Learning Self Defense (29 comments)

Ummm I definitely had to watch something like this as a part of my gas station cashier job training. (That means there’s more!)

 +3Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: George Clooney Doesn't Care About Homophobic People (40 comments)

I can’t confirm this because I’m unwilling to have it in my Google search history, but I’m pretty sure Hugh Piss Pants Jackman also said something similar.

 -2Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: NYC Subway Nightmare (71 comments)

And NYC continues to be the greatest city in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

 +5Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors (89 comments)

Counterpoint: No, it is not.

 +17Posted on Mar 28th, 2011 | re: Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys (74 comments)

You know what else has a tendency to end really badly? Actual relationships.

 +9Posted on Mar 25th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Don't Write A Screenplay In April! (50 comments)

Sounds like a better plan than Meth Head March was.

 +1Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

I’m usually not one to care about this, but seriously? A downvote? What was offensive about this?

 -1Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

I could have sworn this had already been reviewed it’s so bad.

 +2Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

Expand on that Little Miss Sunshine comment.

 +6Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

And didn’t it have a shit ton of Oscar buzz around it until it was released? Great nomination. A+. Take me down to the upvote city.

Because two completely independent variables do not a conclusion make.

Yeah, I bet every single person with a passport goes to immerse themselves in an entirely new culture and not to fucking stick their feet in the sand at a Sandals resort.

SOMEBODY has been watching The Good Wife.

Yeaaaaaaahhhh, the biggest problem is that you’ve got a high ranking NPR official on tape saying that they’d be better off without federal funding, while the Republicans are currently trying to cut federal funding. You don’t think this garbage can be spun to swing people to that side? Because spoiler alert: YES IT DEFINITELY CAN pleasegoddon’tletmelosemyjob

I’ve never seen a name that makes me angry just looking at it. Ashthon took my “reading a name and making me angry” virginity.

Paul MacDonald #killme #illshowmyselfout

It’s actually Ashthon. I know. I know. Kill me.

The Scotty McCreery guess was weirdly accurate. It’s like a horoscope! Sometimes they’re dead on, but mostly they’re wrong!

Can someone explain this joke to me?

 +2Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson (34 comments)

persiancats.tumblr.com

 +3Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Is Sesame Street a Liberal Conspiracy??!1?!? (41 comments)

“In an interview on a Canadian telethon that was hosted by Bob McGrath, Snuffy’s performer, Martin P. Robinson, revealed that Snuffy was finally introduced to the main human cast mainly due to a string of high profile and sometimes graphic stories of pedophilia[citation needed] and sexual abuse of children that had been aired on shows such as 60 Minutes and 20/20. The writers felt that by having the adults refuse to believe Big Bird despite the fact that he was telling the truth, they were scaring children into thinking that their parents would not believe them if they had been sexually abused and that they would just be better off remaining silent.”

 +16Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E06: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Shark Bag (36 comments)

No mention of Angelo being a mermaid, a siren of the sea?

 +1Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

St. Elmos Fire.

 +14Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Paul Trailer, You Guys (49 comments)

Okay, so, the alien acts mostly like a human, and enjoys human things, and sounds like an English speaking human – why not just throw a goofy hat on Seth Rogan, tell everyone he’s an alien, and call it a day? Do we really need the CGI alien?

 +7Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Take Me Home Tonight Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

You act as if your long lost high school crush isn’t going to show up and change your life forever. BUCK UP.