“How rude!” Michelle Tanner

oh and Straightback Mountain

“Oh my God they came on Kenny!”
“You bastards!”

This is entirely the reason I loathe “The Office.” You can’t go anywhere without hearing some fuck-tard make a quirky Office quip or reference like they belong to some elite upper-echelon of society where they are the only ones who “get it.” As if them and the rest of their Starbucks-hip churchgoing youth group are the only ones who know about Jim’s super-chill, cutesy mannerisms and Dwight’s gut-wrenching antics. I call this cultural disease the “Napoleon Dynamite Syndrome.”