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Nemo Just Hangs Around Being a Cool Fish
Ugh Lonely Island has really jumped the shark. #BoiYoiYoing
YES!!! I saw it on Netflix streaming last weekend thinking it would be just meh and it was WONDERFUL! I wanted to call all my friends and tell them to watch it now now now.
Pancake on a stick! Classic Sonic–breakfast corndog, basically. My high school boyfriend’s favorite “restaurant” was Sonic so I’ve got that going for me.
And also she pays for a writer’s space downtown? What? My girlfriend doesn’t make sense.
Plus BEGS THE QUESTION AHHHH!!! Everyone, please please please stop misusing “beg the question.”
I wanted to be a guinea pig. I also have no idea why. Because they are such noble animals?
For some reason I can only ever make very literal costumes work, like I went as Diet Mountain Dew one year. This year I’m going to be an eggplant. I don’t know. I’m not very good at this.
That movie scared me so much it literally made me cry. Not sure why but yikes.
David Foster Wallace + Tim and Eric = Yung Humma
Four Boxing Days