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 +3Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Super 8 (86 comments)

In a quickly thrown together and not terribly well thought out defense of why the alien didn’t summon the cubes earlier, it was my understanding that he was stealing tons of machinery to make some sort of electromagnet-like device that would attract the cubes to him. Hence everything sticking to the water tower. Although that doesn’t do such a good job of explaining why the alien itself was a rolling blackout of electromagnetic disturbance. Anyone care to help on this one? Guys? Anyone there? Nobody’s there…

 +5Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Super 8 (86 comments)

Something about this comment bugs me. I don’t know if it’s the refusal to empathize with the directors/writers or the assertion that all movies are judged on the same criteria (which would make a significant portion of movies frivolous or melodramatic when context is completely removed), but I would be curious to hear you elaborate on why you think people shouldn’t take the steps required to pregame a movie to understand it better. Especially if that means they will end up enjoying the experience more. Why torture yourself out of spite?

 +15Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

this is a serious “No offense, but…”

I don’t think people are down-voting because they disagree; this is just a really mean way to greet a new commenter who is coming out of a lurking shell.

 +16Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I think this is a really good point. My favorite guest blogger to date was Mans, only because of the bizarre, dry humor that we love Mans for and its stark contrast to the material Gabe writes (No disrespect to Gabe, I find his voice hilarious). It was so refreshing and unique, and I distinctly remember a movie review that simultaneously made me giggly and introspective (sorry, don’t feel like looking for links…). He got trashed for it by some people, distinctly because it wasn’t Gabe’s style. Oh well.

Back to lurking.

 +6Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 4 (28 comments)

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 +3Posted on May 2nd, 2011 | re: Predicting Tonight's Terrible Jay Leno Monologue Jokes (71 comments)

Osama Bin laden bought a new iPhone recently… and look what happened.

 +6Posted on Feb 18th, 2011 | re: Justin Bieber's Never Say Never: A Hyperlinked Review (59 comments)

Werttrew blogging is like a descent into madness. I want to go to there.

 +8Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Take Me Home Tonight Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

Is it a bad thing that I like that style still?

 +2Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Your Girlfriend Katherine Chloe Cahoon Is Back! (110 comments)

Literatus’s review sounds suspiciously like Amelia submissions…

 0Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: Headline Of The Day: "Man Shoots TV Over Bristol Palin Dancing" (100 comments)

I hope to see a fully populated “the fucking politics” tag in the near future.

 +2Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Classic Brooklyn: Croudsourced Hackers 15-Year Anniversary Party (66 comments)

Ouch.

 +5Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Keanu Reeves (197 comments)

Photoshop ping pong! Oh shiiiiiii

 +35Posted on Jun 2nd, 2010 | re: BRODYQUEST (74 comments)

Gabe, why won’t you stop following Adrien Brody through the cosmos and visit your son more often?

 +1Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: The Birdie Report: Hi, Birdie! (190 comments)

Well played, sir.

 +7Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: The Birdie Report: Hi, Birdie! (190 comments)

Either that dog is absolutely terrified of something just above the camera or it is the look of a golden who is about to fetch. Nothing can break the tiger woods like concentration of a golden about to rabidly chase down a tennis ball.

 +3Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 20: Freddie Prinze Jr. Hackey Sack Movie Plots (147 comments)

Ill-Advised Coitus is my new favorite phrase. I prefer all of my poor life choices to be splashed with a bit of Lebowski.

 +8Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 20: Freddie Prinze Jr. Hackey Sack Movie Plots (147 comments)

Shoot the hostage.

 +13Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: Operation Kevin Smith Drop (70 comments)

Wow. Twitter once about your wife’s taint and the whole internetgum hates you. Note to self: keep the grundle on the downlow.

 +4Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: Operation Kevin Smith Drop (70 comments)

Unless she brings you lasagna at work. Then this is definitely worse.

 +2Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: Gingers Do Have Souls, Claims This Ginger (69 comments)

Posted like a true ginger.

 +5Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Seriousgum Presents Rachel Maddow's Interview Of Richard Cohen (100 comments)

You mad.

 +3Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (74 comments)

I would still download it.

 0Posted on Nov 18th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon (147 comments)

Hurrrrrr.

 +6Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: The 15 Funniest Knockoff Halloween Costumes (34 comments)

Why is Sponge Babe wearing a tie on her vagina? I didn’t know you had to dress them up for formal (obviously) occasions.