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 +4Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much (77 comments)

Steve, if this was a high school, that comment would secure you my vote for Homecoming King.

 +6Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much (77 comments)

Michael Moore has a picture of a Baby Gap in his wallet. #HeIsThe99%

 +7Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: Justin Bieber Has Punk'd His First Victim (26 comments)

The greatest trick Justin Bieber ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist

 0Posted on Feb 27th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (215 comments)

After this Oscars perfornance, I dunno if I’ll ever be able to look at Anne Hathaway’s nude scenes the same way again.

 +15Posted on Feb 27th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (215 comments)

I’m rooting for every human to lose and every Toy Story related anyone to win.

Gross gif, bro.

This sarcastic Fire Joe Morgan-ing of a GOOP newsletter will go down as Grandpa Gabe’s tour de force.

 +10Posted on Jan 11th, 2011 | re: Jon Stewart Discusses The Arizona Shootings (44 comments)

Ugh, that’s supposed to be a reply to DirtySpace’s “shortcomings” reference…I’ll see myself out.

 +6Posted on Jan 11th, 2011 | re: Jon Stewart Discusses The Arizona Shootings (44 comments)

Oh, I get it. Because he’s 5’6″. J/k LOL…we can still laugh at him being short, right?

 +2Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Goodnight, 2010 (90 comments)

Completely agree, Steve. Though now that I’m putting it all together…are you trying to be Videogum’s Mr. Brainwash?

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: Black Swan: A Movie Review (119 comments)

pitted, the first rule of the BP Regal is not to talk about the BP Regal (sorry for bringing up “Fight Club”). But seriously, guy: Leave some of the pro tips for the pros!

 +8Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: "Dance Naked In The Rain" Lady (81 comments)

I bet Gwenyth Paltrow and/or the GOOP folks are behind this.

 +2Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Bruce Willis Toasts The Troops (35 comments)

Sobieski = Polish Vodka, no? How much do you love America really, Brucie? I say go fight the Poles!

 +10Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic (150 comments)

Funkytown!

 +5Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Colleen Thomas (114 comments)

“I’d still hit it.” — Your Boyfriend

 +30Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis C.K. Live At Carnegie Hall (37 comments)

Let’s try it! “[Gabe] still talks a lot about his children, and having a fat body, and being divorced, and the pains of aging, and how young people are bullshit, and variations on the theme of jerking-off-SO-hard.” LOL! It works!

“I hope that it’s available on iTunes after the episode airs, too. She’s talented.” — Your girlfriend, after hearing the news while thumbing through the Winter 2011 L.L. Bean catalog.

 +6Posted on Oct 25th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat (193 comments)

That hurts, Steve. I remember all the details because though it’s funny now, at the time it was pretty humiliating. Also, the Dodge Stratus reference is from SNL, which you of course knew, because you are smart. Whatever, the case, “Roll With It” is still hella rad.

 +46Posted on Oct 25th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat (193 comments)

Thanks for asking, Steve. It was the “manager” of the theater — who looked like large manchild with a constellation of acne — if I remember correctly. He definitely drove a Dodge Stratus.

 +81Posted on Oct 25th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat (193 comments)

Short story: I was dragged to see this movie against my will. I protested through the credits, and was very unhappy. Then, when the yoga instructor character — whose accent was so bad it sounded like a college improv troupe member’s idea of what Hank Azaria’s Apu accent would sound like as a yoga instructor — came out to do his grand “Speedo Swap” routine, I’d had enough, screamed “Oh, FUCK ME!” and was kicked out of the theater in front of my girlfriend, and her parents. The end.

 +12Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: The Rent Is Too Damn High For Governor Of New York (87 comments)

Ack. Meant “I’m Still Here.” But then again, with copyrights and whatever, he might have to go with the “Not.” Food (the people don’t have!!) for thought.

 +67Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: The Rent Is Too Damn High For Governor Of New York (87 comments)

10 bucks says this is Samuel L. Jackson’s “I’m Not Here.”

 +12Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: This Wedding Video Is Incredible (91 comments)

Haha, fozzy. Ain’t no party like a Street Fighter party.

 +30Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: This Wedding Video Is Incredible (91 comments)

That awesome kiss CGI reminds me of something…

 +6Posted on Oct 1st, 2010 | re: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Breakfast Cereal Sex Line (81 comments)

Of course, Apple Jacks is basically one already.