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I haven’t been in the comments lately, so when I saw this and the minithread above it took me like four seconds to understand. But it was amazing when I did. I think you could have watched it happen on my face. Which of course is what she (not Alex Mack! I don’t mean Alex Mack!) said.
Saddest part of this?* The part on the newer tape where Mel Gibson says he has no friends. Sorry Whoopi!
*Not, obviously, the saddest part of this.
Particularly if they are monstrous paranoid antisemitic alcoholics.
Poor Mel Gibson, always getting ice thrown in his face. It’s the worst when it goes down his collar.
And no, you cannot believe her about the racism. What you can believe about the racism is his crazy racist mouth when it tells you that, indeed, he is a crazy racist.
How did Robin Williams manage to ruin this thing? I would have sworn it was already as broken as it could get. That man has some sort of talent.
I’m no real fan of Bieber, but the influx of undocumented rhinestone wizards stealing our jobs, doing sparkle-battle in our cities and driving our double-cab pick-up trucks is exactly what is ruining this fine (disney)land.
I’m afraid I can’t give my vote to anyone who supports (hugs/is transformed into) those sparkly bastards.
There’s something about the nature of gifs that can make even this funny. I hold myself blameless for the quirked corners of my mouth.
Okay so this thread is about 50 comments deep. Has no one made that t-shirt yet? You lisas are tearing me apart.
Well at least it’ll be safe for me to go into Fort Greene park again without the fear of being hypnotized by any Kiwi Sugalumps.
Twenty Minutes with Neil Diamond
“You make those rhinestones twinkle or I will have your ass!”
“I guess I could do that. I wasn’t sure how much you wanted to ridicule yourself here, so …”
“Also, make the jews fatter and homelier.”
“Well, I don’t think …”
“I know a woman with a fist named clobbertime. Do not test me boy.”
That’s funny, because when I saw their set for it from the bridge I thought “whose trashy ice-capades version of chinatown is this? And when is somebody going to realize that that is way too much magical orient-flavored confetti?”
I should have known that with the addition of the sinister Fu Manchu and a couple of polyester wig-fueled fireballs it would end up looking awesome and not at all like a CGI racist nightmare.
“Basically better stopping power.”
By which he means innards on your carefully chosen drapes.
I really just wanted them to move their heads so I could see my house. There it is! Just right of the oprahbrow and straight on til morning.
Win. For real. Can he been have had some upvotes please?
This video is a good reminder to only stand next to attractive people, always. just in case someone decides to break out the neon and glitter wigs and Depeche Mode some stranger’s tongue up your nostril.
Although you know, no. This is a reminder to live in the woods alone. Still like the band, though.
Agreed. Can we restrict all screenshots to actual photos of the screen? I love that.
It’s Hmong. No tenure for you.
Oh hell yes. Nell.
She’s rescinded the policy now. And lost my vote in the process. When I put down my porkboiled peanuts and left my grease-smeared mark on the Spartanburg County ballots, I chose to support a candidate who would go batshit and stay batshit.
God bless you Sallie Peake, you’ve shamed us. God bless you to hell.
They filmed in my store once. VD’O, as it turns out, is larger than any man you’ve ever met. Like an overacting refrigerator.
Can the new rule just be that all newscasters must be this high? Great.
The only problem is he just blew his cover. Now the whole team knows whose shit-puddle shoes they’ve been finding lying around the dugout. (Baseball words. Because I’m a scientist)
Also, is there anything quite as sad as that folded up treadmill behind him?
Whatever. He’s working to thunderously dubstep his way into a smaller size of trackpants (Waist, not inseam; his preferred length will always remain just long enough that it provides his step with that extra polyester glide), whereas I just had ice-cream and coffee for breakfast, so fuck me.
I love that Mel is so bad that spousal abuse, holocaust denial and paranoid bilious misogyny get folded into the latter half of “racist etc.”
Also, you don’t think we can take his repeated racist comments as an indicator that he is a racist? Because I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how it works.