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Wait a second, who did write this?
While reading this I was totally hearing Gabes “voice” because it reads so much like a Gabe “joint”. Hitting that “-Kelly” at the end was kind of jarring.
Anyway, I love when Gabe gets all philosophical and poetical and shit while taking down some piece of cultural garbage and is one of my favorite things about this site.
“Oh, Jesus Christ.”
-Me, refering to just about everything, fucking ever.
“This is awesome! Bob Schieffer is my spirit animal!”
-Jason Linkins, writing about Schieffer telling Herb Cain to “Say it, say it now!”
when did videogum(TM) turn into “daily kiddie laff vid’s”?
Hey, I was writing mean things about Kelly waaay before this “packt” person.
Also, the stuff I was writing was waaaaaaaaay more unfair.
Anyway, love ya kelly.
not touching this one either.
I aint sayin’ shit about this.
Let’s just say, “Lesson Learned”.
Ive read that book twice and I still couldn’t tell you how it ends.
Damn, I was just watching that video last night. Weird.
Um, I think I might have accidentally discovered the reason why people troll comment boards.
Also, I need a nap.
All the time.
I know, and I’m sorry. Really.
Also, these aren’t “Rules” they are just the reason I don’t have tats (Dick McGoo? Was it hard to get your mom to sign the release form to get those tats?).
Having an opinion.
I would like to apologize to everyone I have offended.
If it seems as though I am not marching in lock-step with you in my comments, it is only because I feel compelled to comment when my opinion differs with the majority.
99% of the time I think to myself, “Ah, what a clever chap (or Lorrie), this is why I keep coming back here. These people are clever and amusing.”
If my expressing an opinion that runs counter to the prevailing winds is “trolling” well, then, I guess I have been badly mistaken about this site.
Also, jeez, lighten up about the skin art thing.
Her arm is beautiful, it really is. Her arm is also only about 20-25 years old. Do any of you have any idea how many times she will have to have her entire arm redone in her lifetime?
Oh, are you aboriginal?
My bad bro.
She is a lovely young lady.
Stop being modest.
You know good and gosh darn well that if you wanted to you could make a fake account and win lowest rated comment every week.
It would be all too easy…
You see that picture?
They will totally GIF that motherfucker if you aren’t careful!
fucking spell check
I don’t have any actually for three simple reasons:
1. I am not a member of any Special Operations Forces group.
2. I have never successfully defended my country from foreign invasion forces.
3. I don’t hate my mom.
Actually, I was quoting Emperor Palpatine, but I will gladly give Bill Hicks all of the props ever.
After a while though, you would get tired of hearing dipshits say things like, “That’s what my voice sounds like? Fuck.” and “Why the fuck did I get these tattoos?”.
Oh, so she could hear her mom crying when she saw what her daughter did to her precious, perfect skin.
You would think, right?