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 +9Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The People Who Saw Jack And Jill This Past Weekend (58 comments)

Wait a second, who did write this?

While reading this I was totally hearing Gabes “voice” because it reads so much like a Gabe “joint”. Hitting that “-Kelly” at the end was kind of jarring.

Anyway, I love when Gabe gets all philosophical and poetical and shit while taking down some piece of cultural garbage and is one of my favorite things about this site.

“Oh, Jesus Christ.”

-Me, refering to just about everything, fucking ever.

 0Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: Herman Cain Does NOT Think Smoking Is Cool (13 comments)

“This is awesome! Bob Schieffer is my spirit animal!”

-Jason Linkins, writing about Schieffer telling Herb Cain to “Say it, say it now!”

 0Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: THIS IS WHAT A DINOSAUR FEELS LIKE (22 comments)

jesus.

when did videogum(TM) turn into “daily kiddie laff vid’s”?

 +15Posted on Oct 21st, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (56 comments)

Hey, I was writing mean things about Kelly waaay before this “packt” person.

Also, the stuff I was writing was waaaaaaaaay more unfair.

Anyway, love ya kelly.

 +4Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Ashton Kutcher Fangirl Tattoo (48 comments)

nope.
not touching this one either.

 +5Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: A Terrible Surprise From A Beautiful Man (83 comments)

ok.
fine.
I aint sayin’ shit about this.
Let’s just say, “Lesson Learned”.

 +1Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (44 comments)

Ive read that book twice and I still couldn’t tell you how it ends.

 +2Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (44 comments)

Damn, I was just watching that video last night. Weird.

 -9Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

Um, I think I might have accidentally discovered the reason why people troll comment boards.

Also, I need a nap.

All the time.

 -13Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

I know, and I’m sorry. Really.

 -4Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

Also, these aren’t “Rules” they are just the reason I don’t have tats (Dick McGoo? Was it hard to get your mom to sign the release form to get those tats?).

 -9Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

Having an opinion.

 -8Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

Oh.

My bad.

I would like to apologize to everyone I have offended.

If it seems as though I am not marching in lock-step with you in my comments, it is only because I feel compelled to comment when my opinion differs with the majority.

99% of the time I think to myself, “Ah, what a clever chap (or Lorrie), this is why I keep coming back here. These people are clever and amusing.”

If my expressing an opinion that runs counter to the prevailing winds is “trolling” well, then, I guess I have been badly mistaken about this site.

Also, jeez, lighten up about the skin art thing.

Her arm is beautiful, it really is. Her arm is also only about 20-25 years old. Do any of you have any idea how many times she will have to have her entire arm redone in her lifetime?

 -10Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

Oh, are you aboriginal?

My bad bro.

 -7Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (37 comments)

She is a lovely young lady.

 -2Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (37 comments)

Stop being modest.

You know good and gosh darn well that if you wanted to you could make a fake account and win lowest rated comment every week.

It would be all too easy…

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

Ssssssssssshhhhhh!

Jesus girl.

You see that picture?

They will totally GIF that motherfucker if you aren’t careful!

 -3Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

fucking spell check

 -6Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

I don’t have any actually for three simple reasons:

1. I am not a member of any Special Operations Forces group.

2. I have never successfully defended my country from foreign invasion forces.

3. I don’t hate my mom.

 -4Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

Actually, I was quoting Emperor Palpatine, but I will gladly give Bill Hicks all of the props ever.

 -14Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

After a while though, you would get tired of hearing dipshits say things like, “That’s what my voice sounds like? Fuck.” and “Why the fuck did I get these tattoos?”.

 -10Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

Oh, so she could hear her mom crying when she saw what her daughter did to her precious, perfect skin.

 -2Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

tometimes.

 -9Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time (65 comments)

You would think, right?