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 +14Posted on Nov 14th, 2012 | re: But Is Channing Tatum Your Sexiest Man Alive? (35 comments)

Tom Hardy and Michael Fassbender. My uterus just exploded.

 +3Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012 | re: Man Inherits Terrifying Clown Collection Just In Time For Halloween (15 comments)

“This is a clown face.” Thanks for the clarification. I was so confused at what I was looking at for an entire minute.

 +18Posted on May 17th, 2012 | re: The Commencement Address Dream List (86 comments)

I didn’t finish college because I loved napping too much, but Dustin Diamond came and did a horrendous stand up show. When my friend asked him to say “zoinks,” he got very angry. You’re welcome.

 +2Posted on May 8th, 2012 | re: John Travolta Rests His Case (25 comments)

I know of another thing that is complete fiction and a fabrication that John Travolta seems to be well hung up on. Well, I’m off to take a stress test. I’m worried at my thetan levels.

 +28Posted on May 7th, 2012 | re: Genius Child Abandons Idiot Family In Face Of Dinosaur Threat (26 comments)

Actually, his instincts were correct, seeing as T. Rex’s vision is based on movement. I hypothesize that when the stupid mother kept moving, he decided his best option was to run. But, I’m no clever girl, so I could be wrong.

 0Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest? (61 comments)

LIke an awesome reach? Yes.

 +2Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Like Mah Status (18 comments)

I like this.

 +11Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest? (61 comments)

I’m going as a slutty Steve Bartman.

 +15Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Don't Buy A Drive Jacket (37 comments)

No, it’s a Scorpion jacket.

 +7Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions! (56 comments)

Coincidentally, I know what is up with Topher Grace. He was eating dessert with Camilla Belle at a restaurant near UCLA. You’re welcome, World!

 +6Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions! (56 comments)

Pregators

 +6Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: Justin Bieber Has Punk'd His First Victim (26 comments)

I hope this is just like “Jeff’d!” That was a quality prank show.

 +1Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: This Is How You Run (30 comments)

Logged in just to upvote this. I am laughing. A lot.

 +6Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing (48 comments)

The only reason I could accidentally fall into a storm drain is if it was raining and my friendship bracelet fell off into it and the friend that I was with couldn’t pull me out and the rain was filling up the storm drain so quickly and I was about to drowned when that creepy guy with the bike, who I think is also the creepy guy from when I was Home Alone (no type-casto), pulls me out in the nick of time.

My sentiments exactly!

 +11Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E05: Eric And Sookie Sitting In A Tree, V-A-M-PIRE-I-N-G (36 comments)

What I didn’t do was fast forward the entire episode and then rewind the kiss 50 times. Don’t ask me about it, it did NOT happen.

 +18Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E05: Eric And Sookie Sitting In A Tree, V-A-M-PIRE-I-N-G (36 comments)

Kris Kross, to be specific.

 +5Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: James Franco Sold What Now For $10,000? (51 comments)

I saw this piece (of garbage?) and I considered buying it. I, eventually, went with “The Invisible Castle” from that My Two Dads episode. Good show, good reference, good purchase.

 +7Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (59 comments)

Happy weekend everyone! I’m off to brave L.A.’s “Carmageddon.” Super clever L.A., you’re just the cleverest.

 +3Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud (94 comments)

Cow, huh? I think someone may have just watched Australia. ZING! The door is which way? Ah, yes, there it is.

 +4Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia (80 comments)

Yeah, you guys drink Emu Bitter.

 +1Posted on Jul 5th, 2011 | re: Jean Claude Van Damme Is In A British Coor's Lite Commercial, OBVIOUSLY (21 comments)

Damme it! Now, my pants are tight.

 +13Posted on Jul 1st, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (24 comments)

I, so badly, wanted to upvote Kelly’s, “You spelled kool-aid wrong.”

I loled for, like, a whole minute.

 +4Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: This Is Just Good Parenting (Opposite Blog!) (32 comments)

Yikes! And I’ll follow that up with a YIKES!

Kids used to call me Hanna Barbera in elementary school and not in a nice way. Clearly, I’m over it. #goodstorynerd