Tom Hardy and Michael Fassbender. My uterus just exploded.
“This is a clown face.” Thanks for the clarification. I was so confused at what I was looking at for an entire minute.
I didn’t finish college because I loved napping too much, but Dustin Diamond came and did a horrendous stand up show. When my friend asked him to say “zoinks,” he got very angry. You’re welcome.
I know of another thing that is complete fiction and a fabrication that John Travolta seems to be well hung up on. Well, I’m off to take a stress test. I’m worried at my thetan levels.
Actually, his instincts were correct, seeing as T. Rex’s vision is based on movement. I hypothesize that when the stupid mother kept moving, he decided his best option was to run. But, I’m no clever girl, so I could be wrong.
LIke an awesome reach? Yes.
I like this.
I’m going as a slutty Steve Bartman.
No, it’s a Scorpion jacket.
Coincidentally, I know what is up with Topher Grace. He was eating dessert with Camilla Belle at a restaurant near UCLA. You’re welcome, World!
I hope this is just like “Jeff’d!” That was a quality prank show.
Logged in just to upvote this. I am laughing. A lot.
The only reason I could accidentally fall into a storm drain is if it was raining and my friendship bracelet fell off into it and the friend that I was with couldn’t pull me out and the rain was filling up the storm drain so quickly and I was about to drowned when that creepy guy with the bike, who I think is also the creepy guy from when I was Home Alone (no type-casto), pulls me out in the nick of time.
My sentiments exactly!
What I didn’t do was fast forward the entire episode and then rewind the kiss 50 times. Don’t ask me about it, it did NOT happen.
Kris Kross, to be specific.
I saw this piece (of garbage?) and I considered buying it. I, eventually, went with “The Invisible Castle” from that My Two Dads episode. Good show, good reference, good purchase.
Happy weekend everyone! I’m off to brave L.A.’s “Carmageddon.” Super clever L.A., you’re just the cleverest.
Cow, huh? I think someone may have just watched Australia. ZING! The door is which way? Ah, yes, there it is.
Yeah, you guys drink Emu Bitter.
Damme it! Now, my pants are tight.
I, so badly, wanted to upvote Kelly’s, “You spelled kool-aid wrong.”
I loled for, like, a whole minute.
Yikes! And I’ll follow that up with a YIKES!
Kids used to call me Hanna Barbera in elementary school and not in a nice way. Clearly, I’m over it. #goodstorynerd