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 0Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (27 comments)

I sat through a lot of commercials before and after these commercials. Ya-Hooooooo

 0Posted on Mar 27th, 2012 | re: Well, So, Let's Talk About Mad Men (157 comments)

I actually did think the pacing was clunky, especially in the first half. Then I remembered: Jon Hamm directed this episode.

 +4Posted on Mar 21st, 2012 | re: Trampoline Accident: Sports Edition (15 comments)

This is my favorite trampoline accident video ever because it was the gentlest.

 +1Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: Life Is Always Just A Give And Take (7 comments)

“WTF is on at 9? Ok, I’ll tune in at 9:15.” – future me

 +1Posted on Feb 20th, 2012 | re: Old Guy Challenge: Guitar Old Guy VS. Yo-Yo Old Guy (10 comments)

Yo? Yo.

http://youtu.be/VWqyU3VzbVM

 +3Posted on Feb 20th, 2012 | re: Old Guy Challenge: Guitar Old Guy VS. Yo-Yo Old Guy (10 comments)

Or presidents stuck in their tubs.

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Everything Now The Same As It Ever Was But More So (57 comments)

Yeah that was weird to me, too.

I like the internet (I know, I’m an iconoclast). There’s a place for everyone. You can be vapid and materialistic, you can share your menstruation story, you can make cat puns – whatever, there’s room for everybody. If you’re gonna be like “eww I can’t handle even reading about this thing that literally 50% of all humans experience” then fine, stick to trampolines, but don’t act like you get to arbitrate what gets shared.

 +20Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry's Hatred Is OUR Generation's Rebecca Black's "Friday" (24 comments)

Funny story, he’s not on a hill. He just leans really far to the right.

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: BREAKING: Full Body Spandex Backflip Trampoline Accident (17 comments)

OMG neoprene!

 +1Posted on Nov 17th, 2011 | re: The Prophecy Was True! Pure Evil Unleashed Upon Us All! (20 comments)

how does this not have more upvotes?

 +10Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Left Behind Reboots (68 comments)

As a former Christian, I totally get that feeling of embarrassment. Because… Christianity is embarrassing. God will forgive you for being what he made you if you can suppress your healthy skepticism enough to believe Jesus rose from the dead? But God “hardens” some people’s hearts against repentance just so he can show off his power (Exodus 4:21, Romans 9: 16-24)?

It’s 2011. We know there was never an Adam & Eve. There was no fall from grace. All those stories about Jesus performing miracles and being born of a virgin and rising from the dead – that stuff was ripped off from earlier Hellenic myths (so much so that some early Christians believed Satan planted those Greek myths in the past so that people would doubt Jesus). The gospels were written not by eyewitnesses; at best they came 30 or 40 years after the events they described. Based on a few decades of the telephone game. If adults today can swallow Scientology, of course people in a Roman province in 70 C.E. could swallow the Jesus myths.

Most Christians don’t actually care whether or not it’s true. They just like the benefits: community, a sense of purpose, etc. I’m just saying that you can have love, wonder, grace and meaning without faith. But to be a crusader, or an inquisitor, or a homophobe, or to believe that hellfire awaits anyone who doesn’t accept their own “sinfulness” and buy into the fairy tales you happened to grow up with – that kind of misanthropy takes faith. I can tell from your posts that you’re not that kind of awful Christian, so thank you; no need to apologize for the moronic ones. But I don’t think they’re misrepresenting Christianity, unless you’ve adopted a new, Jeffersonian Christianity that omits all the human pettiness and superstition.

 +4Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (19 comments)

Dmitry Belyaev bred tame foxes within a few generations, so you could probably do the same with cheetahs and bears if you had enough of them. And you could breed for smallness the same way humans bred toy dogs.

 +1Posted on Aug 31st, 2011 | re: Amy Sedaris Was On Jimmy Fallon Last Night And It Was Fantastic (25 comments)

Does anybody have Amy Sedaris’ email? I just have to ask her a question real quick.

 0Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: Anonymous Protesters Helping Time Warner (2 comments)

hackers-who-shall-not-be-named must have removed the link that was supposed to be in this post.

 +21Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: A. Samuels Is "Livin De Life" (40 comments)

we should all be so lucky as to find something that makes us rich and shameless.

 +1Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: The Louis CK Talking To Dane Cook Scene Is Genuinely Important (76 comments)

Yes, exactly.

 +22Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Teen Korner: A Slow Dance For Teens (64 comments)

I count on Winwood to never be better than he has to be.

 +26Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: That's Your Marriage Proposal: World Of Warcraft Marriage Proposal (37 comments)

Yuk it up, but it’s only a matter of time before one vgum monster says to another, “I want to upvote you for the rest of my life.”

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Tips On Using The Toilet (32 comments)

this guy has a whole site of home hygiene tips: http://www.teacherneedhelp.com/homehy/

This is our generation’s Book of Leviticus.

 0Posted on Apr 17th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (95 comments)

Gabe is our Anwar al-Awlaki. Inshallah, I will make jokes with him soon!

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/04/13/the_world_of_holy_warcraft?page=0,0

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Meet Braco, Be Changed (93 comments)

Mr. White hat Goatee’s voice and inflections sound so incredibly similar to Sam Harris (http://www.ted.com/talks/sam_harris_science_can_show_what_s_right.html) which makes me hope that maybe Sam Harris is using Face/Off technology to create this big spirituality thing to prove some point.

 +6Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: The Governator Trailer, You Guys (47 comments)

Totally unrealistic. Nobody in San Francisco drinks real milk.

 +6Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: And Now It Is Time To Rest (46 comments)

During the last round of guest blogging, I was bummed that there was no Mans. So I’m thankful for his turn. I’ve been admiring those pieces of prose on Mans’ website for a long time. And he really classes up this joint.

Mans, I like your voice. Your writing has wit with substance and integrity without condescension.

 +13Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: What is the HTML for "Vomit"?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles (101 comments)

too short; I read it twice!

I wish more movie reviews were like this.

 +16Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: Herbie & Jabby (30 comments)