This is the worst movie ever. It’s only true contenders would be either Max Payne, or In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.

This may be my favorite Friday Fight yet…

Well on the one hand, one could start ranting about how this kid is just shifting his words to mask his true intent: Such as in Elf when, “Cotton Headed Ninny-muggins” was said. I kind of just think this is a noble endeavor that this kid is going to make a decent pile of money off of.

Also, the obvious Anon prank was hilarious.

I am just so not cool with that. This is perhaps the most awkward song of 2009.

I am most saddened that Mr. Ledger had to miss out on Rick Warren’s exuberant, “SASCHA!”

This is why I love this website.

I am going to be 100% honest. I, like a great deal of other people, I can imagine got to “I kissed” and simultaneously shuddered, laughed, and cowered in fear as he hissed it.

Thanks for the nightmares.