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 +2Posted on Sep 24th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Emmy Awards (63 comments)

I can no longer remember a time when Aaron Paul was not being kept as a meth slave by nazis.

 +3Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

I definitely saw this backfire among some viewers who just felt vindicated in their opinion that skyler was ungrateful

 +4Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

I think this is especially interesting because the reaction of the dudebros on my facebook to this episode was basically “if only that stupid family knew what he’d done for them and weren’t so ungrateful as to be cowering in fear of him” which ..????.. was so different from my own interpretation that i didn’t even know what to say

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2013 | re: The Perfect Crime: Falling Asleep On A Plate Of French Fries (39 comments)

BEN? BEN THEODORE?

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: Barack Obama Re-Elected President Of The United States (83 comments)

And the 1st best completely natural head of hair

 +12Posted on Oct 15th, 2012 | re: Those Are Your Jeans: Glenn Beck's Jeans (27 comments)

By far the best part of this is the outrage over “denim” not being American enough

“The word comes from the name of a sturdy fabric called serge, originally made in Nîmes, France, by the André family.”

 +1Posted on Oct 12th, 2012 | re: The Greatest Event In Television History (9 comments)

Please tell me the number of parks and rec people in this is leading towards a Hamm cameo (Hammeo?) that ends in a Hamm vs Swanson showdown.

 +5Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

Oh and my suggestion is Drop Dead Fred.

 +7Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

We should make this a recurring feature and call it The The Game Game

 +1Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: A Completely Unsurprising Fact About Gwyneth Paltrow REVEALED! (36 comments)

What? No…. that is just all super wrong.

 +3Posted on Aug 9th, 2012 | re: Abby & Brittany Promo, You Guys (50 comments)

Never go full carnie.

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2012 | re: Abby & Brittany Promo, You Guys (50 comments)

Pretty hard not to share the boyfriend considering they only have one vagina (thanks a lot, wikipedia)

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2012 | re: Abby & Brittany Promo, You Guys (50 comments)

Descartes got ya covered bro

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2012 | re: Abby & Brittany Promo, You Guys (50 comments)

Well they do each have their own driver’s license, and they had to take the test twice (once each, somehow?)

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2012 | re: The Hunger Games Currently Seeking Crying Black Children (15 comments)

NO.

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2012 | re: Let's Pole That Vault Today, Guys! (17 comments)

Excuse me, DOCTOR Bill Bell

 +1Posted on Aug 4th, 2012 | re: Let's Pole That Vault Today, Guys! (17 comments)

It just occurred to me that his name is Bill Bell

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2012 | re: WHY DIDN'T OUR DAD GET US A ZEBRA FOR OUR BIRTHDAY? (50 comments)

Thank you!

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2012 | re: WHY DIDN'T OUR DAD GET US A ZEBRA FOR OUR BIRTHDAY? (50 comments)

Well he did have goat pee in his beard, so

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2012 | re: WHY DIDN'T OUR DAD GET US A ZEBRA FOR OUR BIRTHDAY? (50 comments)

But does YOUR dad look like Biker Becks?

 +5Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Journalistic Think Piece: Is Shrek Real? (47 comments)

Are you Doobie Keebler?

In all seriousness though I am sad for whatever happened to this person as a child.

 +3Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: Do Not Live In A School Bus! (37 comments)

When I lived in Montreal there was a schoolbus full of hippies that was parked on our street for a while. They had illegally tapped into a nearby power transformer and the smell on the entire street was absolutely surreal. When they finally drove away there was a huge, nasty stain on the road where the bus had been. It lasted several months. Do not live on a bus.

 +8Posted on Jul 20th, 2012 | re: This Week In GIFs! (2 comments)

I remember when I found out that Cumberbatch is a natural ginge and suddenly so much about his face was explained