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Suddenly it all makes sense!

 +1Posted on Oct 2nd, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Anderson Cooper (29 comments)

“People like you”

 0Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Drink Your Coffee Like An Astronaut (33 comments)

I will always log in to upvote Newsradio

 0Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Emmy Awards (100 comments)

Double burn on McHale’s “Emmytones” turn

 +3Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Emmy Awards (100 comments)

I feel like I must have missed something that everyone else seems to mysteriously know about, but where was Community in this?

 +6Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

This might be worse than the Chris Brown comment

 0Posted on Sep 17th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The University Of Montreal Students Who Wore Black Face (120 comments)

No, law school is the Double Asshole Factory

 +6Posted on Sep 17th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (50 comments)

I see we’re all just pretending this didn’t happen.

 +3Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: You Only Look Dumber: Horrible Aging Makeup (30 comments)

Katherine Chloe Calhoun.

 0Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Is Vin Diesel A Slice Of Toast? (43 comments)

Okay wrong thread. I’ll show myself out.

 0Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: Is Vin Diesel A Slice Of Toast? (43 comments)

Oh my goodness. http://www.teacherneedhelp.com/chapters/daughter.htm

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: How To Tie Your Shoes Like A Genius (40 comments)

 +1Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Speech About Marriage Equality (62 comments)

Those pert, smug little bitches!

 +7Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Let's Name The Kardashians' New Book (86 comments)

Dummies for Dummies

 +1Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: Congratulations to Don Gorske, on Everything (48 comments)

Just eat it.

 0Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: Congratulations to Don Gorske, on Everything (48 comments)

Where are all the concern trolls at who think that anything short of making fat people want to kill themselves is “encouraging people to be unhealthy”? Look, a skinny dude encouraging people to be unhealthy! Yay! Give him prizes! Oh and to answer my own question, they’re busy shame-masturbating into big mac wrappers out of self hate.

I was just thinking of showing this to friend of mine in the UK who happens to be a young, brown, muslim man and can’t understand why I laughed at his expressed desire to move there.

 +8Posted on May 4th, 2011 | re: That's Your Baby: Adult Baby (50 comments)

Also, aren’t most 92 year olds pretty much actual adult babies anyway?

 0Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: Teamwork (34 comments)

Wrongo. Scotland is in Britain. He just ain’t English.

 +3Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: The Third Spring Jam Of 2011: Ligia Oancea's "Vancouver" (51 comments)

It’s the Romanian touch. They magically make everything look 20 years out of date.

 +1Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: The Third Spring Jam Of 2011: Ligia Oancea's "Vancouver" (51 comments)

Romanian, actually. And to be totally fair, Vancouver >>>>Romania on the scenic waterfronts tip.

 +1Posted on Feb 20th, 2011 | re: Internet Cat Videos and the Anxiety Dream Theory of Mass Entertainment (45 comments)

It’s cat videos. Anything can be anything.

Boom, solved

 +10Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Open Thread, Hosted By Buffy's Coats? (190 comments)

Three cheers for Soft “Michelle” Gabe!

 +5Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Open Thread, Hosted By Buffy's Coats? (190 comments)

Looks like plain ol’ 3×1 ribbing to me.

 0Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Belinda Heggen (39 comments)

I actually understood it as, he would know all about small things being unimpressive – since he “can’t understand” how something small could be impressive.

Oh, and [hilarious internet meme].