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In a completely unrelated comment, I love that you have an Angus picture there. Greatest movie ever. Oh and Tucker Max is a douche.

 0Posted on May 2nd, 2009 | re: Everything That Is Going To Be Wrong With Transformers 2 In One Moment (43 comments)

I thoroughly enjoyed the first one, and it seems like I will thoroughly enjoy this one.

 +26Posted on Apr 13th, 2009 | re: That's Not Your Girlfriend: Susan Boyle (59 comments)

Wow, I’m impressed. It’s nice to actually see someone being genuinely complimented for their talent on teh interwebs without any useless snarky or sarcastic commentary.

 +1Posted on Apr 11th, 2009 | re: Yes Today, Motherfucker (14 comments)

I have a bad feeling that I’m going to be repeating “Not today motherfuckaaaaaa” ad nauseum to people who have no idea what I’m talking about.

 +2Posted on Apr 10th, 2009 | re: Someone Had Fun With This Gruesome Safety Training Video (34 comments)

Classic. I especially like the cougar roar at 1:40 added for dramatic effect.

 +15Posted on Apr 9th, 2009 | re: Viral Video Rorschach Test: Cat Yells At Other Cat (49 comments)

That orange cat talks a lot of smack but doesn’t back it up. He’s such a little pussy. That black one is about to own him.

 +1Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 | re: The Economic Crisis Forces Nicolas Cage To Act Like An Asshole (19 comments)

He got fleeced. I sold my Bavarian chateau for $4.5 million. I guess real estate is still losing value. Damn economy.

 +5Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dreamcatcher (107 comments)

Review Ghosts of Mars! Me and two friends saw it in 12th grade. We were the only people in the theater (this is about a week after its release). It sucked hard. We promptly snuck into the next theater and saw Unfaithful because Diane Lane got naked in it.