The sad result of doing three shows that night.

oops! That image above is almost comically oversized. INTERNET! Do I need to say “shakes fist” here? Cause, obviously, fist shakes.

I was kind of hoping/half expecting that Jon Benjamin would look like this:

Ke$ha wouldn’t last a day on the Creek.

When Knifey Met Stabby

This seems like a good as time as any to mention that Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie.

Followed unsurprisingly close by Die Hard 2.

That second one’s filmed in a motel room, yes?

Shut it down.